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blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2002-06-07 04:08 pm

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I'm sorry...but what a great picture of Dolly Parton.

[identity profile] lagnolalia.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What's to be sorry for? She's a perfectly lovely creature. She's the original Pam Anderson! And the proud owner of much better wigs than Pam.

Just wondering

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever been to Dollywood?

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
noooooo...the closest I have been to something like that is Silver Dollar City in Mizzura. (That's Missouri for you non-Midwesterners ;)

Show me! Bite me!

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm from Chicago, so I am familiar with da Mizzura.

Does this mean you've been to Branson?

I want to live in the Kiss My Ass State.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet your sweet ass I've been to Branson, MO.
My Mother was born in Rolla...bet you've never been THERE. ;)

Re: I want to live in the Kiss My Ass State.

[identity profile] spacegirllost.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i've been to rolla.

and i always thought it was "misery". ;)

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesssssss. I say "misery" when I say something like "My Mom was born in misery." Because yes, I'm THAT cool. ;)

You've been to Rolla? Daaaaaamn.

It was kind of cool though. We took this trip to find my Mother's roots when I was about 10 or 11. We ended up going to some really old, out-of-the-way cemeteries and I remember talking to the funeral director's wife a long time about being a writer. She gave me a book of her poems which I found when I was home. She was cool. Then we ate at this place called...crap...I think it was Hampton House? Houston House? Something like that. It reminded me of the movie Fried Green Tomatoes.

Next year, whether I'm living there or not, I hope to go home and go with my Sister and Grandpa up to see the Great, Great's gravesites in Beatty, KS. Some of them are so old that you can barely get to them because of the dirt roads and overgrowth. I want to go take some peek-tures. :

[identity profile] spacegirllost.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
okay, i guess i shouldn't say that i've been TO rolla so much as i've been THRU rolla .. i'd gone through it a number of times on the way to visit my grandmother in dallas at the time when i lived in st louis.

as far as missouri goes, i've pretty much been all over it except around the ozarks area.
my first semester of college was spent in a tiny little crap town called maryville at northwest missouri state university. been southeast to cape girardeau. out I-44 toward the ozarks (i've just never stopped!).
to columbia to visit my friend when she was attending mu. to hannibal to do the whole mark twain thing.

agh. i hate that state. and i love it...

Is New York the Bite Me State?

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't say I've been to Rolla. I know the University of Missouri has a campus there, however. :)

[identity profile] lagnolalia.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess now would be a good time to tell you that I've got relatives not only in Kansas, but in Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma... Yikes. I have Southern roots that dig deeeeep. Johnny Cash was a staple in EVERYONE's record collection in my family. At least they were cool enough to like Johnny.

Re:

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone should love Johnny Cash.
That's odd...the receptionist here brought in her new Johnny Cash double-disc today. O_O

dolly parton

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
has very large breasts

(oYo)

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! Ur right! I totally didn't see those! O_O

that is rad!!!!!!!!!!11
ttyl
f/f

Re: seriously

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
they are really big.

i wonder how much they weigh..

each?


what is f/f?

Re: seriously

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
f/f=friends forever...awwwwwwwwww. ;)

I think you should write her a dear and sincere letter asking her how much her boobies weigh. I bet she'd fly you to Dollywood.

Re: seriously

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet I'd HAVE DOLLYWOOD AFTER WRITING THAT LETTER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I'm not kidding, those things are fucking huge.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
my co-worker has now inquired as to what is so funny...BECAUSE I LAUGHED OUT LOUD...oh, sorry...I
LOLed.

My view is askewed as I see bigger every day...at work mind you.

TRUST ME

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
They are MUY GRANDE

I'll bet they provide more warmth than a torn open camel carcass in a snowstorm. We can all live through the next ice age, so long as Dolly Parton's breasts are in walking distance. And believe you me, those suckers are in walking distance.

Becuz they r biger than a bred baskit.

Doode

[identity profile] locopuff.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dat bitch done made a pact wit da DEVIL!

Her and Babs. And Emmilou Harris. They will never grow old and they will never die.

Daaaaaaaamn skippy

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And Dick Clark.

Ms. Parton has had work done though...I think. I hope.

Re: Daaaaaaaamn skippy

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-06-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dick Clark is actually a robot (at least according to the Simpsons).

actually..

[identity profile] youcanburn.livejournal.com 2002-06-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
he's a westworld automaton gone berserk..trapped in the 50's.

i dunno.

i'm just gonna go now.