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[blustocking]

sum phunee poop.



"Jill likes the idea of a large table with leaves." (Do I EVER!)

"Jill likes to smile a lot, but Danny seems to be a bit confused." (AAAAAAAhahahaha!)

"Jill likes to pretend she knows how to play the piano and the guitar." (*sob* My Mom says I'm good! *sob*)

Okay...I had to do the whole thing on this one, it's too good:

"See Jill run. Jack runs after Jill. Jill likes to run. Jill likes it when Jack runs.
Jack likes to run. ... Jack likes to catch Jill. Jill likes to try to escape." (it's funny because it's true.)

"Jill likes to know all about the contestant and her pageant." (What IS it like to be Miss Wisconsin? I WANT TO KNOW!)

"Jill Likes it Hot." (nuff said.)

"JILL LIKES TO PARTY!" (like, omg! I am SOOOOO drunk!)

"Jill likes to play Soccer." (I do actually...soccer is fun.)

"Jill likes to back into parking spaces so she can make a quick getaway." (you never know when the heat will be on, knowwhatI'msayin?)

"Jill likes Jack but Jill's going out with Jack's co-worker Elisa" (again with the lesbian thing)

"jill likes nsync's mcdonalds commercial better because : Nysnc rocks especially JUSTIN" (that's a TOTAL lie, Lance is way cuter.)

"Jill likes to play and coach softball." (read: Jill is a big butch lesbeathean)

"Jill likes beans." (oh...excuse me. *blush*)

"Jill likes to watch gay pornos in her spare time." (yes, I love the gays.)

"jill likes me so i cant be that bad to talk to." (pff, think again.)

"Jill likes to play around with her big and black monster cock!" (only on Tuesdays)

"Jill likes to wear thigh-high nylons, short miniskirts, and spike heels." (only on Thursdays)

"Jill likes women from Duluth." (DOOD, have you SEEN some Duluth women?! Ssssssizzle!)

"Jill likes to sing (and usually dance) with every song that comes out of the radio. She's like a happy ADD kid on crack..." (I LIKE THE COMMERCIALS A LOT YES I DO!)

"Jill likes to show the Guys what she's got After this night Jill hooked up with one of my m8's Antony ! I think he liked what she DID'NT have on." (hot damn I'm a hoor)

"Jill likes jazz and paintings of cowboys. And she's hot." (DOOD! Jazz AND cowboy paintings?! She's too perfect to be real!)

"Jill likes my pet goat." (you kids and your crazy terms...ahaha! GET IT?! Kids! shutup.)

"Jill likes to control things" (heh, yep.)

"Jill likes cans." (I like aluminum but tin REALLY turns me on.)

Comments

You choo-choo-choose me?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Sure, the Jills of the world get most of the funny Googles. *pout*

Re: You choo-choo-choose me?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that damn nursery rhyme doesn't hurt...or DOES IT?! The pain, the PAIN!

heheheh, that's funny...we were quoting that Simpson's line all weekend. Along with this one: "It tastes like burning." woo!

I ated the purple berries!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

heheheh, that's funny...we were quoting that Simpson's line all weekend. Along with this one: "It tastes like burning." woo!

>>I was tempted to use that line in a song, but I figured the Fox lawyers would beat me with a bat. Oh, wait. That's motherevol...

michael hates

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Michael hates wearing socks

Michael hates his girlfriend

Michael hates how his mom hates his boyfriend so he decides to hate his mom's new boyfriend back even harder

Michael hates the fact that he was born homosexual

Michael hates this more than anything and commences screaming, cursing, and knocking over tables

Michael hates the idea that he bartered his soul for the money to save his ancestral home

Re: michael hates even harder

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, we're so the gay.

Re: Oh, and

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Michael had sex with his teenage babysitter

Michael had sex with his dead best friend's first and only love

If only Michael had sex with her she would not mind

And I have to include this one:

Michael screamed and bit a little boy and we left

it's true, I wouldn't mind.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You bastard!

You're not the gay, you're just a hoor! ;)

Re:

[haddob.livejournal.com]

yer ma's a hooer.

yay!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

awww, I missed that pic.

Re: Oh, and

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

the last line of that just made me laugh out loud in the middle of a computer aps lecture and I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF YOUNG MAN

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Jill likes my pet goat." (you kids and your crazy terms...ahaha! GET IT?! Kids! shutup.)

I should smack ye around fer that. Ye loonie bytche.

sheep are legal in Kansas!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I've been baaaaaaaad...wait, that's more of a sheep....awww fuckit.

Re: sheep are legal in Kansas!

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

I'm not Scottish, aroit. I dinnae get hard from the prospect 'o gettin' cozy with -yew-. So cut it out.
*smiles*

baoum chicka waoum waoum

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HA!

yes ewe diiiiiiid.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

"Jill likes Mother eVol in a baseball cap and mud flaps!"

I know I read that somewhere. :/

and nothin' else!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

shhhh, that was in my SECRET diary.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Would that be those girlie mud flaps like on the 7 Year Bitch baseball caps?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

As Yosemitte Sam would say, "Back OFF!"

woah

[xistential.livejournal.com]

I had never seen his name in test before(Yosemite Sam). I never realized it was a reference to the national park. Thanks mother for elightening me.