aphilophrenia

[blustocking]

I was looking for something to call buscemi and I CAME UPON this.

Wow. O_O

78 comments, you little whores.
;)

Comments

Re: *aims*

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I do it off the tops of buildings, or hot air balloons just so I can brag about all of the women that I possibly had sex with.

That's assuming that girls naked and...accessible.

Which the usuallly are.



..right?

MY EYE!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes, the human female (around mid-late August) constantly and consistently assumes the "catch-it-when-it-falls" position. Thousands of women lying in the streets on their backs, legs spread.

It's a fact.

p.s. your son misses you.

Re: i KNEW it

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Tell that little punk to get his hair cut, he looks like a girl. Pussy. Speaking of girls, he'd better start likin' em soon or he ain't gettin' his puppy back back. Daddy didn't raise no "sensitive" boy.

Re: i gnued it

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Maybe if Daddy was AROUND MORE, he wouldn't have that imaginary chipmunk for a friend! And where's ma support check?!

Re: Dis the only check you gettin' outta me

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I tol' you baby, I gotta WORK. Money don't just fall outta the butts of dogs. You said you was gettin' money from that time you got hit by that truck anyways! You ain't been spendin' on microwave burritas, have ye?

I got $20 off a beagle yesterday

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

sheee, u ain't nuthin' but a LOOZA! I gots me a new man an' he says he gonna take care ov me. Alls I gotta do is make a few movies. I'm gonna be famous, so me an' JimmyJoe don' need yo' hep.