Curiousity like a nun or a negress or a girl with glasses

You'd better believe I bookmarked that site.

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motherevol.livejournal.com

HAHA!

Did you know that I am talking to him on IM right now while posting all this filth in your journal?

We have been playing LJ tag all night and your entry sang to us.
:)

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meee too.
Awww ye-uh.

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Funny how it only took one word.

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I need to get some sleep , or I'll be zombie boy at work. You kids play dirty now. O_o

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motherevol.livejournal.com

I know how this--> ACROTOMOPHILIA turns you on Flash!

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catwoman980.livejournal.com

"APHEPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from being touched"

Um, so like...isn't that everybody or something?

"No! don't touch me while we have sex! Damnit, I've told you how I hate that! Now, stand over there and spread your legs. I've got to aim carefully, so don't move."

It'd be impressive to see acomplished.

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lagnolalia.livejournal.com

Jill is God! Jill is God!

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Is it that obvious? I think you mean Flesh, not Flash. O_o

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LOOK OUT!!!! IT'S GODJILLA!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWR!!!!!!!!

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buscemi's favorite movie is Boxing Helena.

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I should rent that. Does Helena Bonham Carter make a guest appearance? Is she related to John Bonham?

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It's rather disturbing, and if Julian Sands were more attractive, it might be arousing. Sherilyn Fenn isn't too hard on the eyes though. :D

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Yeah, it does look kinda creepy from the synopsis.

Mmm...Sherilyn. She's ever so dreamy.

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spasmolytic.livejournal.com

that site is going to keep me entertained for WEEKS. look for many, MANY references to it in future entries. man, oh, man. the possibilities you have opened. THE POSSIBILITIES!

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I KNOW!

I now have subjects for the next 830343892 journal entries. :D

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I SMELL A CHALLENGE!

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I'm a siderodromophiliac!

I've always wanted to have sex in a train.

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bah, you don't need to prove you can spank it from a distance boddah. ;)

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I think we need to talk about your oculolinctus problem.

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It's not a problem, it's a hobby

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Sometimes I do it off the tops of buildings, or hot air balloons just so I can brag about all of the women that I possibly had sex with.

That's assuming that girls naked and...accessible.

Which the usuallly are.

..right?

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Tell me, does the eye color make a difference?

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Yes, the human female (around mid-late August) constantly and consistently assumes the "catch-it-when-it-falls" position. Thousands of women lying in the streets on their backs, legs spread.

It's a fact.

p.s. your son misses you.

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No.

Sometimes I gag on contacts though.

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So green doesn't taste like lime and blue isn't blueberry? What about brown? O_O

That's a damn shame.

I don't think I could wear contacts.

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Tell that little punk to get his hair cut, he looks like a girl. Pussy. Speaking of girls, he'd better start likin' em soon or he ain't gettin' his puppy back back. Daddy didn't raise no "sensitive" boy.

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Maybe if Daddy was AROUND MORE, he wouldn't have that imaginary chipmunk for a friend! And where's ma support check?!

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I tol' you baby, I gotta WORK. Money don't just fall outta the butts of dogs. You said you was gettin' money from that time you got hit by that truck anyways! You ain't been spendin' on microwave burritas, have ye?

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