"APHEPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from being touched"
Um, so like...isn't that everybody or something?
"No! don't touch me while we have sex! Damnit, I've told you how I hate that! Now, stand over there and spread your legs. I've got to aim carefully, so don't move."
Yes, the human female (around mid-late August) constantly and consistently assumes the "catch-it-when-it-falls" position. Thousands of women lying in the streets on their backs, legs spread.
Tell that little punk to get his hair cut, he looks like a girl. Pussy. Speaking of girls, he'd better start likin' em soon or he ain't gettin' his puppy back back. Daddy didn't raise no "sensitive" boy.
I tol' you baby, I gotta WORK. Money don't just fall outta the butts of dogs. You said you was gettin' money from that time you got hit by that truck anyways! You ain't been spendin' on microwave burritas, have ye?
sheee, u ain't nuthin' but a LOOZA! I gots me a new man an' he says he gonna take care ov me. Alls I gotta do is make a few movies. I'm gonna be famous, so me an' JimmyJoe don' need yo' hep.
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durrr...
Date: 2002-07-23 01:13 am (UTC)Um, so like...isn't that everybody or something?
"No! don't touch me while we have sex! Damnit, I've told you how I hate that! Now, stand over there and spread your legs. I've got to aim carefully, so don't move."
It'd be impressive to see acomplished.
Re:
*holds up target*
Date: 2002-07-23 01:42 pm (UTC)Re: *aims*
Date: 2002-07-23 04:19 pm (UTC)That's assuming that girls naked and...accessible.
Which the usuallly are.
..right?
MY EYE!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:25 pm (UTC)It's a fact.
p.s. your son misses you.
Re: i KNEW it
Date: 2002-07-23 04:37 pm (UTC)Re: i gnued it
Date: 2002-07-23 04:47 pm (UTC)Re: Dis the only check you gettin' outta me
I got $20 off a beagle yesterday
Date: 2002-07-23 04:59 pm (UTC)