yeah...I think I've looked at that list enough

[blustocking]

Ambisextrous, machlaenomaniac, slight traumatophiliac and tontitrophiliac(though it's been awhile) ISO mentulate for yoni worship and contrectation who will recite presbytorean verse while deosculating. Autogynephiliacs and anophelorastiacs a possible plus.

BWAHAHA!
PTERIDOMANIA: An intense desire for ferns
ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.

I like the description on this one:
ANAXIPHILIA: In love with a loser by someone who should know better.
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Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I thought that last one said, "In love with a lobster."

Do I even want to know what that "intense desire for ferns" really means?

Rock Lobsta!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

This (http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Library/UVB/Images/ferns.jpg) boy's getting some HOT FERN ACTION!!! Awwww ye-uh....photosynthesize baby....that's it....uuhhhhggghhh.

Fern Dell

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Baby, I just wanna play with your chlorophyll.