yeah...I think I've looked at that list enough

[blustocking]

Ambisextrous, machlaenomaniac, slight traumatophiliac and tontitrophiliac(though it's been awhile) ISO mentulate for yoni worship and contrectation who will recite presbytorean verse while deosculating. Autogynephiliacs and anophelorastiacs a possible plus.

BWAHAHA!
PTERIDOMANIA: An intense desire for ferns
ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.

I like the description on this one:
ANAXIPHILIA: In love with a loser by someone who should know better.
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Comments

Abisextrous?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You're abisexilicious.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I thought that last one said, "In love with a lobster."

Do I even want to know what that "intense desire for ferns" really means?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

ANAXIPHILIA: In love with a loser by someone who should know better.

HAHA! I was going to call my jounal this too, but I thought buscemi would be offended and take it personally.

As far as fern boy is concearned, talk about watering the plants. He'll never house sit here. I'd hate to see the way he feeds a cat.