yeah...I think I've looked at that list enough

[blustocking]

Ambisextrous, machlaenomaniac, slight traumatophiliac and tontitrophiliac(though it's been awhile) ISO mentulate for yoni worship and contrectation who will recite presbytorean verse while deosculating. Autogynephiliacs and anophelorastiacs a possible plus.

BWAHAHA!
PTERIDOMANIA: An intense desire for ferns
ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.

I like the description on this one:
ANAXIPHILIA: In love with a loser by someone who should know better.
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Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

HAHA! I was going to call my jounal this too, but I thought buscemi would be offended and take it personally.

>>Hey, I know it's not always about me. *pbbt*

This is #1

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

VIRGIN: You really need to ask?

HAHA! Okay, maybe the 'sceminator does..

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do ya do

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Didn't they go extinct around the time of the do-do bird?