Jul. 11th, 2002

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Personal ad response of the day, courtesy of The Onion personals:

"Dear Jillism,

I don’t know how I feel about putting this to paper (electronic though it is) but maybe you’ll understand and can unlock a world of sensual exploration for both of our beating hearts. I’m a 43 year old Literature teacher in Ventura, CA. I really hope you don’t think this is gross, but I have the weirdest fantasies about my young female students. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nothing sexual. I just like to watch younger women dress up as characters from Alonso Fernandez De Avellaneda’s classic Don Quixote de La Mancha (technically the second part of the epic, not to be confused with the original story by Miquel de Cervantes) There is something so erotic about literature written in the 1600’s, and I knew after reading your personal ad that you could fuel my Barbara fantasies to the letter. I mean, isn’t there a little Sancho in all of us ? Don’t ya think ? Anyway, that’s really what I’m looking for. We could meet in a rented space at Public Storage, and you could act out my fantasy. Or, I could pick you up at a mall (if it would make you feel safer) and then we could go to Public Storage. Whatever you like. Email me back, but fake the message header in case my wife checks the E-mail first. And who knows, maybe this could turn into something more if you want that sort of thing and are hot. Do you like cats too ? Write soon ! –Jay"

In case you're wondering...he's joking. (he's a comedy writer). Cracked me up.

Also, I start my second job at Brentano's tomorrow. I am going to have NO free time. None.
Gotta do whatcha gotta do, eh? It will be nice to work in the bookstore again though, not to mention the discount (at Borders, yay!).
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