aphilophrenia

I was looking for something to call buscemi and I CAME UPON this.

Wow. O_O

78 comments, you little whores.
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NOTHOSONOMIA

Restricted for the next 4 days, suspended for a month after that, restricted for at least 3 months after...possibly longer. At least I can put off the bus for another 4 days.

I'm very, very tired.

There are not many things I find disgusting, however...
AVISODOMY: Breaking the neck of a bird while penetrating it for sex
That is one of them. I wish I hadn't read that.

This is the background on my computer (at work) right now
I know I took the picture, but I love it. IS THAT SO WRONG?! Don't answer that

yeah...I think I've looked at that list enough

Ambisextrous, machlaenomaniac, slight traumatophiliac and tontitrophiliac(though it's been awhile) ISO mentulate for yoni worship and contrectation who will recite presbytorean verse while deosculating. Autogynephiliacs and anophelorastiacs a possible plus.

BWAHAHA!
PTERIDOMANIA: An intense desire for ferns
ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.

I like the description on this one:
ANAXIPHILIA: In love with a loser by someone who should know better.
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Things I hate: #75238

Guys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Honesty, that's all I ask for people.

Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)

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