aphilophrenia

[blustocking]

I was looking for something to call buscemi and I CAME UPON this.

Wow. O_O

78 comments, you little whores.
;)

Comments

ACHLUOPHILIA

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You'd better believe I bookmarked that site.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

meee too.
Awww ye-uh.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

HAHA!

Did you know that I am talking to him on IM right now while posting all this filth in your journal?

We have been playing LJ tag all night and your entry sang to us.
:)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Funny how it only took one word.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I know how this--> ACROTOMOPHILIA turns you on Flash!

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the amputee

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Is it that obvious? I think you mean Flesh, not Flash. O_o

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

buscemi's favorite movie is Boxing Helena.

You mean...it's not about kangaroos? Wah.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I should rent that. Does Helena Bonham Carter make a guest appearance? Is she related to John Bonham?

Many, MANY kangaroos.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It's rather disturbing, and if Julian Sands were more attractive, it might be arousing. Sherilyn Fenn isn't too hard on the eyes though. :D

You can fire walk with me anytime

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does look kinda creepy from the synopsis.

Mmm...Sherilyn. She's ever so dreamy.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I need to get some sleep , or I'll be zombie boy at work. You kids play dirty now. O_o

durrr...

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

"APHEPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from being touched"

Um, so like...isn't that everybody or something?

"No! don't touch me while we have sex! Damnit, I've told you how I hate that! Now, stand over there and spread your legs. I've got to aim carefully, so don't move."

It'd be impressive to see acomplished.

Re:

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I SMELL A CHALLENGE!

*holds up target*

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

bah, you don't need to prove you can spank it from a distance boddah. ;)

Re: *aims*

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I do it off the tops of buildings, or hot air balloons just so I can brag about all of the women that I possibly had sex with.

That's assuming that girls naked and...accessible.

Which the usuallly are.



..right?

MY EYE!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes, the human female (around mid-late August) constantly and consistently assumes the "catch-it-when-it-falls" position. Thousands of women lying in the streets on their backs, legs spread.

It's a fact.

p.s. your son misses you.

Re: i KNEW it

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Tell that little punk to get his hair cut, he looks like a girl. Pussy. Speaking of girls, he'd better start likin' em soon or he ain't gettin' his puppy back back. Daddy didn't raise no "sensitive" boy.

Re: i gnued it

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Maybe if Daddy was AROUND MORE, he wouldn't have that imaginary chipmunk for a friend! And where's ma support check?!

Re: Dis the only check you gettin' outta me

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I tol' you baby, I gotta WORK. Money don't just fall outta the butts of dogs. You said you was gettin' money from that time you got hit by that truck anyways! You ain't been spendin' on microwave burritas, have ye?

I got $20 off a beagle yesterday

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

sheee, u ain't nuthin' but a LOOZA! I gots me a new man an' he says he gonna take care ov me. Alls I gotta do is make a few movies. I'm gonna be famous, so me an' JimmyJoe don' need yo' hep.

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Jill is God! Jill is God!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

LOOK OUT!!!! IT'S GODJILLA!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWR!!!!!!!!

O NO NOT TEH SEXXX

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

that site is going to keep me entertained for WEEKS. look for many, MANY references to it in future entries. man, oh, man. the possibilities you have opened. THE POSSIBILITIES!

Re: O NO NOT TEH SEXXX

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

I now have subjects for the next 830343892 journal entries. :D

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I'm a siderodromophiliac!

I've always wanted to have sex in a train.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I think we need to talk about your oculolinctus problem.

[haddob.livejournal.com]

It's not a problem, it's a hobby

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Tell me, does the eye color make a difference?

[haddob.livejournal.com]

No.

Sometimes I gag on contacts though.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

So green doesn't taste like lime and blue isn't blueberry? What about brown? O_O

That's a damn shame.

I don't think I could wear contacts.