Things I hate: #75238
Jul. 23rd, 2002 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingGuys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Honesty, that's all I ask for people.
Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)
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Honesty, that's all I ask for people.
Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)
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I'm proud to be an ASS!
Date: 2002-07-23 03:52 pm (UTC)I say, let it all hang out.
Nice is for wimps.
Re: I'm proud to be an ASS!
Date: 2002-07-23 03:54 pm (UTC)Not that you were asking for my opinion or anything. ha ha.
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Date: 2002-07-23 03:58 pm (UTC)>>That's only for people with a bodacious booty. :)
I say, let it all hang out.
>>I'll bet you do.
Nice is for wimps.
>>Poor Charlie Brown. He'll get 'em next year!
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(I'm in training to be an asshole.)
forgive him, he is but a young jedi
Date: 2002-07-23 04:05 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2002-07-23 06:46 pm (UTC)http://cheap-cds.com/surf/disps/308826
But I'm using my whole ass!
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:02 pm (UTC)*sniff*
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Date: 2002-07-23 03:59 pm (UTC):S
um, don't answer that. heh.
...then I think I need to brush up on my everyday asshole skills, me thinks!
My name is Ben. Ben Dover!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:00 pm (UTC)Fair is fair!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:21 pm (UTC)I treat people the way they treat me. If your a prick- I'll pop your balloon. If you shower me with affection- I will smother you like Elmira. I will go beyond the call of duty if you are my friend, but the moment you take advantage of it- GAME OVER!
I like letting my asshole colors shine through (shut it). It weeds out the bad assholes and keeps the good ones. I consider you fools to be in the good booty hole category.
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Learn young Jedi!
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:26 pm (UTC)Bwahaha!
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:45 pm (UTC)I wouldn't mind popping your balloon sometime. *wink*
>>Seriously, I try to treat people with respect and I expect the same in return. If the latter doesn't happen, I say 'See ya in the funny pages'!
I am more like RAMBO Brite not RAINBOW, foolio!
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Date: 2002-07-23 09:58 pm (UTC):p
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Date: 2002-07-24 08:29 am (UTC)is it possible to just be a sensitive asshole?
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Date: 2002-07-24 10:27 am (UTC)I ALSO can't fucking stand these sweetie-sweet chicks who act all sugar and spice and everything nice, and you know damn well it's all an act created to snare people in. And you find this out when they screw you or other people over in some way, even while acting sweetie-sweet. Because that's their defense. They're too big of wimps to be honest, and instead rely on a charade.
And usually, one of the things they rely on is comparing themselves is some subtle or not-so-subtle way to other "mean" women: "She's so mean, I'm so sweet, I'm such a victim because of meanie people like her, I'm so naive...." blah blah blah. Essentially posing herself as Dorothy to another's Wicked Witch. Such smack.
Because in the end, that's the meanest and worst you can be - an asshole pretending to be nice. I gots no respect for anyone, male or female, who pradares around under such a guise. If you wanna be an asshole, at least have the decency to be up-front about it. Then we all know what we're in for.
"Your hand, your tongue; look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under't."
-Macbeth
I call bullshit on that.
loooove you
Date: 2002-07-24 10:51 am (UTC)Re: loooove you
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Date: 2002-07-24 03:23 pm (UTC)i'll kick hees ASS
starts with a D, not an S.
Date: 2002-07-24 03:29 pm (UTC)Awww ye-uh...take that bee hatch.
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