Things I hate: #75238

[blustocking]

Guys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Honesty, that's all I ask for people.

Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)

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Comments

I'm proud to be an ASS!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I found out the nicer you are the bigger of an asshole you are trying to hide.

I say, let it all hang out.

Nice is for wimps.

But I'm using my whole ass!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about me. I know I'm a joik.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

I'm too nice sometimes....does that mean I'm a total asshole underneath
:S

um, don't answer that. heh.

...then I think I need to brush up on my everyday asshole skills, me thinks!

My name is Ben. Ben Dover!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I have a super-sensitive ass. Does that count?

Fair is fair!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

What I meant is I am a GOOD person, but lets face it, nice people always finish last.

I treat people the way they treat me. If your a prick- I'll pop your balloon. If you shower me with affection- I will smother you like Elmira. I will go beyond the call of duty if you are my friend, but the moment you take advantage of it- GAME OVER!

I like letting my asshole colors shine through (shut it). It weeds out the bad assholes and keeps the good ones. I consider you fools to be in the good booty hole category.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

.... I refuse te comment further. This whole discussion offends me.

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

i will let you know when i see one. you silly ass pirate.

[mrsassypants.livejournal.com]

so my pirate joke bombed for you?

is it possible to just be a sensitive asshole?

[qat.livejournal.com]

I agree. Only I would expand it to include women as well.

I ALSO can't fucking stand these sweetie-sweet chicks who act all sugar and spice and everything nice, and you know damn well it's all an act created to snare people in. And you find this out when they screw you or other people over in some way, even while acting sweetie-sweet. Because that's their defense. They're too big of wimps to be honest, and instead rely on a charade.

And usually, one of the things they rely on is comparing themselves is some subtle or not-so-subtle way to other "mean" women: "She's so mean, I'm so sweet, I'm such a victim because of meanie people like her, I'm so naive...." blah blah blah. Essentially posing herself as Dorothy to another's Wicked Witch. Such smack.

Because in the end, that's the meanest and worst you can be - an asshole pretending to be nice. I gots no respect for anyone, male or female, who pradares around under such a guise. If you wanna be an asshole, at least have the decency to be up-front about it. Then we all know what we're in for.

"Your hand, your tongue; look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under't."
-Macbeth

I call bullshit on that.

[not-this-time.livejournal.com]

who's bein an arrogant prick?
i'll kick hees ASS