Things I hate: #75238

[blustocking]

Guys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Honesty, that's all I ask for people.

Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)

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Comments

Re: I'm proud to be an ASS!

[firedragon.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I like nice. When it's genuine, that is.
Not that you were asking for my opinion or anything. ha ha.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

me too, but only when it's genuine. Most of the time, you can tell when it's not, but some people are so wrapped up in lies it makes it hard to separate truth from calculated behavior.

[firedragon.livejournal.com]

Yes, people with agendas. I find that ugly. I really don't want anyone being nice to me if they're expecting something in return. People should be friends simply for the sake of being friends.

WHAT AM I?
SOME SORT OF HIPPIE GAYLORD???

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HAHA! You are so the gay.

GO MAKE ME SOME INCENSE, HIPPIE!

;)

[firedragon.livejournal.com]

I can't right now! I'm ass-deep in patchouli!

BECAUSE I'M A GAY HIPPIE!!!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!

I laugh, but I'm a tree-hugger...does that make me a hippie? O_O

[firedragon.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!
That makes you a hippie of the gayest sort imaginable!
;)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

awwww damn.
Do I have to stop bathing now and wear patchouli?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Just hang dirty socks off each earlobe, you'll get the same effect.

;)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

cooooool OMG! wanna smoke?!!!1 let's start a drum circle!!1111111

I am game

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Only if we can use Tupperware and wooden spoons!

*smoke up Johnny*

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Hi girls.

I've uh..been feeling a little emotional lately. Been reading a lot of poetry, you know? Writing some too, when I'm not crying. I mean, spending my days voluntering at the orphanage and helping old ladies cross streets is fulfilling and all, but there must be other people out there that I can help!

I'm nice, let's SCREW

boddah

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

let's move the wedding to March 3rd, 2003.

Re: okay

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Oh wait...I have therapy, yoga, pottery and make snowflakes out of folded construction paper class that day. I also promised an entire ward of cancer patients that I would play touch football with them.

don't forget your feng shui class!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I didn't want to marry a stinky hippie anyway!

Re:

[haddob.livejournal.com]

That comment really hurts me, Blu.

Because I'm all sensitive and shit.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

What's a gaylord? A landlord in West Hollywood?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

thank you! thank you!
buscemi will be here all week, try the veal, and please tip your waitress!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to try the surf 'n' turf.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's what she said.

ba dumB