Things I hate: #75238
Jul. 23rd, 2002 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingGuys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Honesty, that's all I ask for people.
Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)
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Honesty, that's all I ask for people.
Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)
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I'm proud to be an ASS!
Date: 2002-07-23 03:52 pm (UTC)I say, let it all hang out.
Nice is for wimps.
Re: I'm proud to be an ASS!
Date: 2002-07-23 03:54 pm (UTC)Not that you were asking for my opinion or anything. ha ha.
But I'm using my whole ass!
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Date: 2002-07-23 03:57 pm (UTC)A sphincter says what?
Date: 2002-07-23 03:58 pm (UTC)>>That's only for people with a bodacious booty. :)
I say, let it all hang out.
>>I'll bet you do.
Nice is for wimps.
>>Poor Charlie Brown. He'll get 'em next year!
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Date: 2002-07-23 03:59 pm (UTC):S
um, don't answer that. heh.
...then I think I need to brush up on my everyday asshole skills, me thinks!
My name is Ben. Ben Dover!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:00 pm (UTC)Re: I'm proud to be an ASS!
(I'm in training to be an asshole.)
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:01 pm (UTC)WHAT AM I?
SOME SORT OF HIPPIE GAYLORD???
Re: But I'm using my whole bass!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:02 pm (UTC)forgive him, he is but a young jedi
Date: 2002-07-23 04:05 pm (UTC);)
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GO MAKE ME SOME INCENSE, HIPPIE!
;)
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:10 pm (UTC)BECAUSE I'M A GAY HIPPIE!!!
Re: forgive him, he is but a young jedi
Date: 2002-07-23 04:14 pm (UTC)Well, I am NOT a fucking jerk.
A jerk maybe, but definitely not a fucking jerk. It takes two to tango.
;)
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:21 pm (UTC)I laugh, but I'm a tree-hugger...does that make me a hippie? O_O
Fair is fair!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:21 pm (UTC)I treat people the way they treat me. If your a prick- I'll pop your balloon. If you shower me with affection- I will smother you like Elmira. I will go beyond the call of duty if you are my friend, but the moment you take advantage of it- GAME OVER!
I like letting my asshole colors shine through (shut it). It weeds out the bad assholes and keeps the good ones. I consider you fools to be in the good booty hole category.
Re: Fair is fair!
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Date: 2002-07-23 04:24 pm (UTC)I've uh..been feeling a little emotional lately. Been reading a lot of poetry, you know? Writing some too, when I'm not crying. I mean, spending my days voluntering at the orphanage and helping old ladies cross streets is fulfilling and all, but there must be other people out there that I can help!
I'm nice, let's SCREW
good booty, hole.
Date: 2002-07-23 04:26 pm (UTC)Learn young Jedi!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:26 pm (UTC)boddah
Date: 2002-07-23 04:30 pm (UTC)Bwahaha!
Date: 2002-07-23 04:31 pm (UTC)My friend John, when he was little, named his cat 'Booty' because she had a nice ass. When she would run outside and get lost they would rome around the neighborhood screaming, "Booty! Come home! We miss you Booty! Oh, my poor Booty!"
I can see the saying, "nice Booty- hole" after finding her now. ;)
Re: okay
Date: 2002-07-23 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-23 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-23 04:38 pm (UTC)That makes you a hippie of the gayest sort imaginable!
;)