Things I hate: #75238

[blustocking]

Guys who are truly arrogant assholes underneath a very thin veneer of super-sensitive-nice-guy. If you're going to be an asshole, BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Honesty, that's all I ask for people.

Amendment: If you're an asshole and we both know you're being an asshole, then that's okay. It's kind of hot actually. I just have a problem with those arrogant fucks who think they're being sneaky and deceptive, especially if you can't do it well. Oh hell...did I just contradict myself? Screw it, I know what I mean. ;)

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Comments

Fair is fair!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

What I meant is I am a GOOD person, but lets face it, nice people always finish last.

I treat people the way they treat me. If your a prick- I'll pop your balloon. If you shower me with affection- I will smother you like Elmira. I will go beyond the call of duty if you are my friend, but the moment you take advantage of it- GAME OVER!

I like letting my asshole colors shine through (shut it). It weeds out the bad assholes and keeps the good ones. I consider you fools to be in the good booty hole category.

Re: Fair is fair!

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Assholes are like weeds....some bloom flowers that smell like roses....others just smell.

Learn young Jedi!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Excuses are like assholes- everyone has one and they all stink!

good booty, hole.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Fairness, in a Libra?! What is this world coming to?! ;)

Bwahaha!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Side note:

My friend John, when he was little, named his cat 'Booty' because she had a nice ass. When she would run outside and get lost they would rome around the neighborhood screaming, "Booty! Come home! We miss you Booty! Oh, my poor Booty!"

I can see the saying, "nice Booty- hole" after finding her now. ;)

Re: Bwahaha!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

My mom had a cat called Boots, but that's because his feet were black and his body had sections of white and black.

We have a right to be angry

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Do you bleed rainbows if you cut yourself shaving?

I wouldn't mind popping your balloon sometime. *wink*

>>Seriously, I try to treat people with respect and I expect the same in return. If the latter doesn't happen, I say 'See ya in the funny pages'!

I am more like RAMBO Brite not RAINBOW, foolio!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Virginity is like a balloon, one PRICK and it pops!

Heh, looks like somebody else beat you to that a long, long time ago. ;)

You're bright?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That was a Simpsons reference. Homer was high on zee pot, so when he cut himself shaving, he bled in rainbows. So there.

How many buscemi's does it take to screw a light-bulb?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING is a reference with you.

Would you mind looking up 'the bird' while you're at it?

Does your submarine have a screen door?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I'm very well-versed in birdology, thank you very much.

Your favorite candy bar is Middlefinger. I just know it.

You spin me right round baby, like a middlefinger, right round...

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Sit and spin BAYBEE, sit and spin!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Holy hell, will you two get a ROOM.
;)

WOOT!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do need someone to hold the video camera while I make the sweet sweet love to m_fallenangel, don't I?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

and he's already got his own tripod!
:D

Re: WOOT!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That ain't gonna happen. *pbbt*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when someone would say that. What kept ya?

You're the juice that fills my cup

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You want to take a spin on the Mr. Stiffy-Go-Round?