that darn cat

Oh...my....I so need to get out more. This is what I just said to my cat:

"You wanna fight, Boo? Do you wanna fuckin' fight? Cause I'll win!"

I said this because he likes to attack my bare feet occasionally and now my LEGS and THIGHS, violently, when he doesn't get his way. So I grabbed him mid swipe and held him, not hurting him mind you, on the bed until he calmed down a bit. Fuckin' bitch-cat. Sometimes, I just have to remind him who's bigger.
I do have a rather large, nice bruise on my shin because of him though...so I guess we're even.

Of course, now he's sitting behind me all pissy, but docile. Poor B is bored. :( Anyone wanna play with my kitty? Yes, yes, I DO mean both.

Yes, this is my life at 2am on a Saturday (Sunday).
*hangs head*

satan rides the 217

Not much, in the way of harassment, bothers me anymore on the bus. The staring, the creepy guys trying to hit on me, not even the cute Australian missionary chick who prayed for me at the bus stop. But what I can't stand, and not only on the bus mind you....is fucking gung-ho asshole Christians telling me my life is WASTED WITHOUT JESUS. Mother. Fucker.

I was livid, now I'm calm. But as I write this out, I'll probably become angry yet again. Here is the conversation...incidentally, I noticed this fucker being rude just moments before he opened his gaping hole of a mouth at me. I notice rudeness on the bus a lot more now. As in not moving aside, being aware of your surroundings, making way for people, letting older or disabled people sit down (or Mother's with small children). Often it feels like we're all in this together, us bus-riders, but then there's one fucko who has to only be thinking of himself...this fucko happened to be a bible-HUMPing Christian, and he happened to be standing in front of me.
He stood there for awhile then handed me his pamphlet.
I just took it and looked away because that's often the easiest way out.
No, captive audience. He said some blah-blahs about Jesus, said that Satan was everywhere and that he was even on this bus (oh man, what an IN! The things I could have said..dammit) and that god CANNOT be mocked...HAHAHHAHA! (Oh really, I do it quite a bit...are you sure?) So I thought, "okay...he'll give up in a minute when I don't respond and keep looking away." No. My soul needed to be SAVED!
So I get exasperated, and hand the paper back to him with a, "You know what, here..." Of course, he wouldn't take it, so I said, "You're just wasting it." (Oh damn, good one Jill.) He then, predictably, says "Well, you're wasting your life." I look at him with an Oh-Am-I? look on my face and say, "Pfff..that's what you think." Yeah, shutup. There are a million other, more snide, more intelligent, more to-the-point things I could have said then, but that's what came out. It did shut him up though and the guy next to me chuckled. The only other thing he did was ask me if I was going to the flea market (because, as I saw, that's where he was going and he wanted to harass me some more). I just shook my head no and kept looking away...though I did put a little snide smile on my face, just to piss him off. Do I just look evil? Is it the all-black clothes? Oooo, I must be fucking the devil, I wear black!

I was sitting there, okay with this recent verbal transaction, but then I started to get pissed off. I tried to let it go...but that shit pisses me off. Why would you fucking ASSUME you know what I believe? Why would you think your way is the only way? Why are you so fucking gung-ho about conversion? If your god is so fucking great, why does he need YOUR help attracting devotees? Why can't you just leave people alone?
Then, a little later, I realized how fucked up that is. I get up and give my seat to anyone who looks like they need it more than I do. So when an Indian (as in India, not Native American) woman, her grown daughter, and the prettiest little girl got on, I gave one of them my seat. Later, when more people cleared out, I sat down again, next to them and across from them. Then I started thinking...that fuckwit wouldn't have gotten up for anyone. All he could think of was spreading his "truth". These nice Indian people, with signs of their deep religious feelings quite visually evident, wouldn't try to convert me. They were just nice people. Why must Christians fuck it up? Why must they get such a hard-on for converting people, showing them "the light" and "the way"? I thought about telling Holier Than Thou that I was a witch, but he wouldn't understand and it would serve no purpose other than to make him think I was truly doomed, thus making him try harder.

Let it be known that I have no problem with Christians. I think religion is intensely private and should be kept as such. I see NO REASON anyone should try and "save" someone else.
I like Jesus. I have no problem with Jesus. Jesus was a cool cat. It's that pesky book and these pesky people that tend to fuck things up. I can tell you this though...I've never had a Buddhist try and tell me I'm wasting my life because I don't believe in what he believes

"mmm, sin-bath", or "Join Us Or Die"

It's Sunday, what the hell...how about a little fire and brimstone...

From a lovely piece of paper called, "No Blood On My Hand":

"This message is to warn you that we are living in very evil times, and God will soon pour out His judgement upon the nations of the world. The world today is just like the days of Sodom and Gomorrha. You name the sin, and the world has plenty of it. These are days when evil is called good, and good is called evil. The world is bathing in sin, and is pleasure mad. If the nations do not repent and turn to God, blood will flow in the streets like water on a rainy day."

[a few Bible quotes to "prove" point]

"America has been blessed by God above all the nations of the world. Is God pleased with all the sin in America? I say no."

[more Bible]

"Do you wonder wy someone is always giving you a tract (because I'm Satan?) and telling you about Jesus (What Would Krishna Do?) Some take the tract and throw it away. Some read it, then throw it away without taking heed to what they read. Some claim they do not believe in God. (Some keep the tract for their collection so that they may one day use it in an offensive piece of artwork.)

If we Christian (we?) people do not witness to you some way about Jesus and you die without accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord, you will go to hell, but God says, your blood will be required at our hand. (O_O WHAT?!) You are being warned in this message and your blood will not be required at my hand."

Oooo, neat

well...

fuck.