t'is the season....to be an asshole

[blustocking]

Semi-funny things from the past few days.

Co-worker Kristen: "I think we should all be nicer and get with the holiday spirit" (she's only half-kidding)
Me: "I think you should shut up."

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An exchange between Staci and I in the grocery store.

Staci: "Okay, could he stare some more"
Me: "Maybe it's my stocking cap, makes me look like a thug."
Staci: *pointing to my shirt* "Yeah, and the Cure shirt adds to his confusion."
Me: "Haha, I'll cut you...then I'll cry about it."

See, I AM a joy to be around.

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Iffin you ain't the grandaddy of all liars

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

"...the little creatures of nature...THEY don't don't that they're ugly. I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT, BUT YA DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!"

ga'bless Ren & Stimpy.
Amen.