t'is the season....to be an asshole

[blustocking]

Semi-funny things from the past few days.

Co-worker Kristen: "I think we should all be nicer and get with the holiday spirit" (she's only half-kidding)
Me: "I think you should shut up."

------
An exchange between Staci and I in the grocery store.

Staci: "Okay, could he stare some more"
Me: "Maybe it's my stocking cap, makes me look like a thug."
Staci: *pointing to my shirt* "Yeah, and the Cure shirt adds to his confusion."
Me: "Haha, I'll cut you...then I'll cry about it."

See, I AM a joy to be around.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Now that was teh funny.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Hey, get back to work shrimp dick and keep yer comments to yerself. :P

Shows how much you know

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You've never even seen Mr. Stiffy, so don't be making up zee stories now.

Okay

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Whatever YOU say popping fresh dough. *pbbt*

Hee hee

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Poke my belly and see what happens.

Re: Hee hee

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I think you have been reading into theotoky's journal entry TOO much today, Sir.

Re: Hee hee

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That's it. I'm getting you two a message board for Christmas.

;p

Eep.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

No, I was referring to your "popping fresh dough" comment. Maybe you should cut back on the green death.

Re: The boy is a little punch drunk

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Um, BUTTscemi why are you telling Blu that you're commenting on a comment that I made? I think you have had one too many hits in the head with the snake, d00d.

Re: MOM AND DAD!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

STOP FIGHTING! IT'S CHRISTMASTIME FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST LORD SAVIOUR GOD ALMIGHTY!

BWAahaha!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I hate it when they fight. :(
*wipes tears*

NOW WHERE'S MY PONY?!
YOU'RE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!

Cap'n Weeble at your service

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

See? This is what happens when I go to sleep at 10pm. *wobbles*

Re: I pass out for one second and

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

*POOF* I have two children: blustocking and haddob. YOU should start going to bed at the neighbors house, then this way these little accidents won't happen again. :D

immaculate conception!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Mom, why does it take the mailman 2 hours to deliver our mail?

Re: immaculate conception!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Because he is a lot slower then that 3 pump, I mean minutes, FedEx guy. ;)

It stands to reason!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean...FedEx shipping is a lot quicker than the U.S. Postal Service.



...and I should know, that no matter what..you WILL take it 2 steps further. ;p

Re: It stands to reason!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Heh, I LUB joo.

*smoochy*smoochy*

Re: It stands to reason!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AH LUB JOO TOO.

MEOW.
It's very early.
I've not slept. Unless you count passing out on the floor for an hour.

Iffin you ain't the grandaddy of all liars

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

"...the little creatures of nature...THEY don't don't that they're ugly. I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT, BUT YA DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!"

ga'bless Ren & Stimpy.
Amen.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Ti's the season to run around naked while dragging your scrotum through the underbrush!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

>_<

Just, >_