blustocking | t'is the season....to be an asshole

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t'is the season....to be an asshole

Semi-funny things from the past few days.

Co-worker Kristen: "I think we should all be nicer and get with the holiday spirit" (she's only half-kidding)
Me: "I think you should shut up."

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An exchange between Staci and I in the grocery store.

Staci: "Okay, could he stare some more"
Me: "Maybe it's my stocking cap, makes me look like a thug."
Staci: *pointing to my shirt* "Yeah, and the Cure shirt adds to his confusion."
Me: "Haha, I'll cut you...then I'll cry about it."

See, I AM a joy to be around.

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Now that was teh funny.

Hey, get back to work shrimp dick and keep yer comments to yerself. :P

You've never even seen Mr. Stiffy, so don't be making up zee stories now.

Whatever YOU say popping fresh dough. *pbbt*

Poke my belly and see what happens.

I think you have been reading into

theotoky's journal entry TOO much today, Sir.

That's it. I'm getting you two a message board for Christmas.

;p

No, I was referring to your "popping fresh dough" comment. Maybe you should cut back on the green death.

Um, BUTTscemi why are you telling Blu that you're commenting on a comment that I made? I think you have had one too many hits in the head with the snake, d00d.

STOP FIGHTING! IT'S CHRISTMASTIME FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST LORD SAVIOUR GOD ALMIGHTY!

I hate it when they fight. :(
*wipes tears*

NOW WHERE'S MY PONY?!
YOU'RE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!

See? This is what happens when I go to sleep at 10pm. *wobbles*

*POOF* I have two children:

blustocking and

haddob. YOU should start going to bed at the neighbors house, then this way these little accidents won't happen again. :D

Mom, why does it take the mailman 2 hours to deliver our mail?

Because he is a lot slower then that 3 pump, I mean minutes, FedEx guy. ;)

Well, I mean...FedEx shipping is a lot quicker than the U.S. Postal Service.

...and I should know, that no matter what..you WILL take it 2 steps further. ;p

Heh, I LUB joo.

*smoochy*smoochy*

AH LUB JOO TOO.

MEOW.
It's very early.
I've not slept. Unless you count passing out on the floor for an hour.

"...the little creatures of nature...THEY don't don't that they're ugly. I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT, BUT YA DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!"

ga'bless Ren & Stimpy.
Amen.

Ti's the season to run around naked while dragging your scrotum through the underbrush!

>_<

Just, >_

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t'is the season....to be an asshole

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Shows how much you know

Okay

Hee hee

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Eep.

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Re: MOM AND DAD!

BWAahaha!

Cap'n Weeble at your service

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immaculate conception!

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It stands to reason!

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Iffin you ain't the grandaddy of all liars

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