t'is the season....to be an asshole

[blustocking]

Semi-funny things from the past few days.

Co-worker Kristen: "I think we should all be nicer and get with the holiday spirit" (she's only half-kidding)
Me: "I think you should shut up."

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An exchange between Staci and I in the grocery store.

Staci: "Okay, could he stare some more"
Me: "Maybe it's my stocking cap, makes me look like a thug."
Staci: *pointing to my shirt* "Yeah, and the Cure shirt adds to his confusion."
Me: "Haha, I'll cut you...then I'll cry about it."

See, I AM a joy to be around.

Comments

Cap'n Weeble at your service

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

See? This is what happens when I go to sleep at 10pm. *wobbles*

Re: I pass out for one second and

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

*POOF* I have two children: blustocking and haddob. YOU should start going to bed at the neighbors house, then this way these little accidents won't happen again. :D

immaculate conception!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Mom, why does it take the mailman 2 hours to deliver our mail?

Re: immaculate conception!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Because he is a lot slower then that 3 pump, I mean minutes, FedEx guy. ;)

It stands to reason!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean...FedEx shipping is a lot quicker than the U.S. Postal Service.



...and I should know, that no matter what..you WILL take it 2 steps further. ;p

Re: It stands to reason!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Heh, I LUB joo.

*smoochy*smoochy*

Re: It stands to reason!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AH LUB JOO TOO.

MEOW.
It's very early.
I've not slept. Unless you count passing out on the floor for an hour.