I DRINK TEA EVERY MORNING NOWADAYS

[blustocking]

HOLY MALARKY, I wish my allergies would act up and become annoying when I'm trying to sing along loudly. *shakes fist* I trimmed my cuticles today. They look rad. I'ma paint my nails that prismatic amberish color later and then my toenails the prismatic bluish-purple. *goes back to looking for jobs*

Watch out, it's a caps kinda day.

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK MAKES A HARD MAN HUMBLE.

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Re: It's almost like that

[haddob.livejournal.com]

This is the end of our vicious internet journey, you Topekan beauty queen. I'm going to 711 to gorge myself on disgusting American snack products, all packaged to appeal to my youthful tastes. Something frozen, too. I'll die.

One of LJ's spelling suggestions for "Topekan" is "Spokane". It's almost like you live near me. It's almost like I'm peeking in your window.

I will keep the home fries burning

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You swarthy Italian dictator. (I just wanted to say "swarthy"). How dare you go to 7-11 and leave me here with the kids! Get me a Code Red slushie thing, will ya?

You can't be peeking in my window. Because I can see you right now, sitting pantsless in front of your computer. Oh...now you're scratching yourself. And now...ew.