I DRINK TEA EVERY MORNING NOWADAYS

[blustocking]

HOLY MALARKY, I wish my allergies would act up and become annoying when I'm trying to sing along loudly. *shakes fist* I trimmed my cuticles today. They look rad. I'ma paint my nails that prismatic amberish color later and then my toenails the prismatic bluish-purple. *goes back to looking for jobs*

Watch out, it's a caps kinda day.

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK MAKES A HARD MAN HUMBLE.

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I will keep the home fries burning

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You swarthy Italian dictator. (I just wanted to say "swarthy"). How dare you go to 7-11 and leave me here with the kids! Get me a Code Red slushie thing, will ya?

You can't be peeking in my window. Because I can see you right now, sitting pantsless in front of your computer. Oh...now you're scratching yourself. And now...ew.