Marge, we’re a team! It’s uter-us, not uter-you

[blustocking]

(Quite possibly one of the…)best. episodes. ever.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

Need a little pick me up?

Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.

Haiku4u!

"mmmmnature"

bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!

I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(

aaaaand, sleep.

Comments

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

this picture was taken about a half block from my house. sadly, someone sold the place and the new owner painted over the sign like a bastard. i was totally gonna post pictures of it years ago, but i'm lazy, and now it's too late, in so many ways.

mmm... postal PLUS!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Mmm, one stop "going postal" gear. Sweeeet.

And I want to lay down some desert...where should I go? I know! Desert Floor Supply! *cue stupid commercial music and bad graphics*