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[blustocking]

(Quite possibly one of the…)best. episodes. ever.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

Need a little pick me up?

Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.

Haiku4u!

"mmmmnature"

bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!

I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(

aaaaand, sleep.

Comments

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

this picture was taken about a half block from my house. sadly, someone sold the place and the new owner painted over the sign like a bastard. i was totally gonna post pictures of it years ago, but i'm lazy, and now it's too late, in so many ways.

mmm... postal PLUS!

peeeeeeee sssssssssssssss

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

oooh yeah, because i'm bored, i was doing some googling on baxter, trying to find that cd for you, and their own site only shows 1 album, 2 singles, and a 12 in is all they've ever released. site. maybe it doesn't exist? or something. i don't know. that site's put up by maverick, maybe something on another label wouldn't get listed...either way i'm confused. i should try sleep.

[kicksomething.livejournal.com]

www.eil.com


good times.

[nejgasmo.livejournal.com]

Pharmacist joke good. Good funny. Me like. *drool* I sleepy.