blustocking | Marge, we’re a team! It’s uter-us, not uter-you

(Quite possibly one of the…)best. episodes. ever.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

Need a little pick me up?

Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.

Haiku4u!

"mmmmnature"

bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!

I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(

aaaaand, sleep.