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blustocking(Quite possibly one of the…)best. episodes. ever.
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Need a little pick me up?
Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.
Haiku4u!
"mmmmnature"
bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!
I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(
aaaaand, sleep.
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Need a little pick me up?
Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.
Haiku4u!
bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!
I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(
aaaaand, sleep.
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Date: 2003-05-29 02:23 pm (UTC)GOOD TIMES INDEED.
Thank ya.