nerd it up, KRIS! I'm about to!

[blustocking]

Not that I think ANYone will want this, but I put a lil' sumpin', sumpin' up on eBay.

I have NO CLUE what something like that is worth, so don't laugh at me for the price. :/

I need money.
And I hate that.

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amrtini?

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BITCH, I'm cuttin' you off!

Wait...are they wearing LOTR t-shirts...or do they just look like hobbits?

Re: amrtini?

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Yeah, yeah, I caught my typo too but I was too damn LAZY to fix it. Bwahaha!

Can I get two cherry pixy stixs and a bottle of 99 bananas over here stat? These Hobbits are hostile little peckerwoods when they get wet.

I NEEDS MA HEALTH DRINK!

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Did I ever tell you the Macy Gray/99 Bananas story? I think I posted it a long time ago.

Throw some pudding on 'em and charge people to watch 'em wrassle.
GET 'IM FRODO! GET 'IM!

99 Marcy Gray's and a banana? HUH!?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Nope. I've NEVER heard that story. Do tell. PA-LEASE!

ps. J-ELLO puddin' Hobbits and Frodo Frozen Yogurt, hmm, I think we're onto a new LOTR marketing strategy.

There's always room for J-ELLO

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Hmm, well. Do you know who Macy Gray is? The singer? She always seemed drunk to me and then I had it confirmed, somewhat. Another one of those, friend of a friend things.

"How I found out about 99 Bananas"
By J. Ensley

I have a friend who does works production for movies, she has a friend who does this as well. Her friend was working on the set of a new Macy Gray video and Ms. Gray exclaimed that she couldn't work, needed her health drink and that it was called 99 Bananas. The chick scoured the health food stores of Los Angeles looking for this drink and was about ready to give up until she spotted it among the liquor in a convenience store. YEEHAW, Macy Gray's a big fuckin' lush.

The End.

Wasn't that special?
Needless to say, after hearing of a high-proof alcoholic beverage that tastes like bananas, I went out and bought some. Lushtastic.

After hearing this, we'd walk around work slurring loudly, "I NEEDS MA HEALTH DRINK!" So maybe this loses something in translation. But I told you I'd tell you, SO THERE YOU GO.

Re: I NEEDS MA HEALTH DRINK!

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Oh, yeah, that's the image I wanted to get in my mind right before I went off to bed.

GEE, THANKS, BLU!

:(

YAR HAR HAR

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not MY fault you're going to bed.

HAHT CHA CHA