proof that TV warps your mind

[blustocking]

Someone want to tell me why I have a stupid girl-crush on this douchebag?

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[anastaza.livejournal.com]

who is that?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

The friggin' Bachelor.
a.k.a. Jerry O'Connell's little brother.

[anastaza.livejournal.com]

really?

I thought he looked a little like Jerry O'Connell.

hmm.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I've never been attracted to Jerry O'Connell. This dude even has a buttchin. S'weird. Must be the name. I like Charlies.

....man, there's some kid here at work who's just WHIIIIIINING.....kee-ripes, hello birth control.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

It's because you, too, are a douchebag. He's butt. . . chin.

(You should have a stupid girl-crush on me instead)

<3

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

Wow. You could go rappelling in that chin cleft.

Certainly doesn't look like he inherited that roly-poly Stand By Me Vern gene.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

You're a hoor. It's as simple as that. Only a hussy would have a crush on a dweeb like that. :D

Next question.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Because at this point in time (if I get the gist of your womanly needs), I have a feeling that you would even find Hitler attractive.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

It's the Charlie Chaplin mustache. Always a winner.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It simply conveys virility and above average "linguistic" skills.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I have crooked fingers. You think Blu may be into that sort of kink?

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

I don't know but if anything comes of it, I want pictures. I volunteer to be the midget with a camera.

[scratchtasia.livejournal.com]

I didn't know who it was, either.

Eh, at least he's legal.

[utenasama.livejournal.com]

Know what it's like growing up with a hard-on for one of the Brady kids? Huh? I thought not.

Now go read my new pro-drug manifesto! Lots of colors to see (if you are open to that kind of hallucenatory response)!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

So wait... that's NOT the guy from "My Secret Identity" and "Sliders?"

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

4 SERIOUS THO!!!1111111

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Not sure about "My Secret Identity" but "Sliders", yes. Weehoo.

Re: Eh, at least he's legal.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man...can I guess which one?
Was it Greg?

I will definitely go read that tomorrow. I have stupid final to study for now. :/
And FUCK MY ANUS, I forgot I was supposed to get you some word-filled package of goodness. I apologize. I should have more time after tomorrow.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It is best that way.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You're ribbed for my pleasure.

Wow, that was almost too bawdy, even for me.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Now I'm singing Midget With A Camera to the tune of Girlfriend In A Coma....

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Dude, Chaplin was hot.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You are WRONG!
I just happen to like tall, dark, and buttchinny.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OOOO! Okay, I got another one....

Why does the person I really want, have a stinking girlfriend? HUH?

Oh, right, Jesus hates me.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a pencil holder?