proof that TV warps your mind

[blustocking]

Someone want to tell me why I have a stupid girl-crush on this douchebag?

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[anastaza.livejournal.com]

who is that?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

The friggin' Bachelor.
a.k.a. Jerry O'Connell's little brother.

[anastaza.livejournal.com]

really?

I thought he looked a little like Jerry O'Connell.

hmm.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

It's because you, too, are a douchebag. He's butt. . . chin.

(You should have a stupid girl-crush on me instead)

<3

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I am a douchebag! Get that man a prize

Those little hearts just look like boobs n' vadge. BOOBS N' VADGE.

SCREAMING BOOBS N VADGE. (VAG?)

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

I'm frisky now, thank you very much.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

Wow. You could go rappelling in that chin cleft.

Certainly doesn't look like he inherited that roly-poly Stand By Me Vern gene.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a pencil holder?

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

Ooh. He could keep 'em in there to sign autographs. Like a human Pez dispenser.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

You're a hoor. It's as simple as that. Only a hussy would have a crush on a dweeb like that. :D

Next question.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OOOO! Okay, I got another one....

Why does the person I really want, have a stinking girlfriend? HUH?

Oh, right, Jesus hates me.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

Baby baby baby yo. I'm sorry. We can have an aside thang, u knowz how it iz.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Well...
He does not hate you, he is just a sarcastic and evil sunnovabitch who gets pleasure from being wiped and "nailed" to a cross.
He is also omnipotent and has "daddy" issues. what did you expect?

He just HAS to make everyone's life shit.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Because at this point in time (if I get the gist of your womanly needs), I have a feeling that you would even find Hitler attractive.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

It's the Charlie Chaplin mustache. Always a winner.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It simply conveys virility and above average "linguistic" skills.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You are WRONG!
I just happen to like tall, dark, and buttchinny.

[scratchtasia.livejournal.com]

I didn't know who it was, either.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It is best that way.

Eh, at least he's legal.

[utenasama.livejournal.com]

Know what it's like growing up with a hard-on for one of the Brady kids? Huh? I thought not.

Now go read my new pro-drug manifesto! Lots of colors to see (if you are open to that kind of hallucenatory response)!

Re: Eh, at least he's legal.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man...can I guess which one?
Was it Greg?

I will definitely go read that tomorrow. I have stupid final to study for now. :/
And FUCK MY ANUS, I forgot I was supposed to get you some word-filled package of goodness. I apologize. I should have more time after tomorrow.

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

So wait... that's NOT the guy from "My Secret Identity" and "Sliders?"

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Not sure about "My Secret Identity" but "Sliders", yes. Weehoo.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

4 SERIOUS THO!!!1111111