proof that TV warps your mind

[blustocking]

Someone want to tell me why I have a stupid girl-crush on this douchebag?

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Re: Eh, at least he's legal.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man...can I guess which one?
Was it Greg?

I will definitely go read that tomorrow. I have stupid final to study for now. :/
And FUCK MY ANUS, I forgot I was supposed to get you some word-filled package of goodness. I apologize. I should have more time after tomorrow.

O.o

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

"You're ribbed for my pleasure" is too "bawdy" but "FUCK MY ANUS" in a casual context is not?

Consider me shocked. I'm speechless. I'm all kerplunkt. I go masturbate now.

Re: O.o

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know. Weird, iddin it?

Re: O.o

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

You're like one of those hardcore XXX puzzles that one puts together for hours only to find out that all the genitalia has been Censored.

No, I do not know what the hell that means.