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[blustocking]

I am currentl5y on the shittiest computer evar and I'm going to l5eave the mistak4es because I'+m too tired and l5azy to del5ete them.

I'+ve made mysel5f the promise that when I get a new job (damn this cock4suck4ing k4eyboard) I'+m going to get internets at home.

Sadness abounds though, as I discovered my drug of choice has been cut. Dunk4in Donuts is now cl5osed from midnight to 5 am...prime painting hours. You have no idea how horribl5e this news is for me.

I'+ve discovered that I not onl5y l5ove scul5pture, but have mad scul5ptual5 sk4il5l5s. woah sk4il5l5s.
.
I'+ve al5so discovered that I'+m (apparentl5y) a senior. Huh.
Neat.

IF YOU L5IK4E HAVING THE PANTS SCARED OFF OF YOU AND NO DUNK4IN DONUTS TO TURN TO.

neat website: http://www.librarything.com

Comments

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

You are so freakin' L337.
Glad to hear the sculpture is going well. Your fans expect pictures, dammit.
And Librarything is awesome.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, I bet the kids don't even know what L337 means anymore...fucking technology.

Librarything is annoyingly addictive, but I did think of the added benefit of....if there was a fire, you'd know the books you lost. BOO YA.

And I AM going to send you that painting. I've photographed it, so it's all yours. :)

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

OMG WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP AND MINE IS A BIG ONE THIS YEAR! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS KILL ME AND MAKE ME STOP USING CAPS!

HAPPY B-DAY GRANDMA!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I have some sad news for you...it's a known fact that upon your 65th birthday you get Medicare and start typing in all-caps.

MWAH!

Come to L.A. on the 12th-15th. DO IT.

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

you+5r comput4er real+5ly sucks.


when are you coming?!?!?!?!

guess what

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

your MOM really sucks.
BURN.

OCT. 12th! We're getting in at around 9:30 am, getting our rental car and going to LACMA. Wanna go?!

Jenster, you too!

me too!! me too!!

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

What am I fish food? I didn't know you were coming. ):

Oh yeah...

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

I'm back in LA, in case you didn't know and couldn't figure that out from above.

Re: Oh yeah...

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

BIZNATCH. Holy hell...why don't I know these things?! I blame you. ;)

YES, I'll call when I get in town. Gimmie number through email (unless it's the same).

Re: Oh yeah...

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

umm apparently I don't have your email. If you have mine, email me, and I'll reply with the digits yo. Cell phone is the same. Home changed. And yeah...a lot has changed since I last spoke to you.

Re: Oh yeah...

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

umm apparently I don't have your email. If you have mine, email me, and I'll reply with the digits yo. Cell phone is the same. Home changed. And yeah...a lot has changed since I last spoke to you.

Re: guess what

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

bollocks, that's a weekday, isn't it, you harlot?!

maybe. i might just have a cold that day, wink wink. we'll see. because it would TOTALLY KICK ASS.

Re: guess what

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I may be going to LACMA on Friday instead!

Email me yo' digits! pirateblu@yahoo.com

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Pics of sculpture or it never happened.

When I and some people would spend full nights in the labs (this is about 10 years ago), we would get the first "morning" batch of hot baggels from a jewish bakery a few blocks over at about 3:30 am. They made their own humus and we would also get a tub of cream cheese every night. I was fat for some reason.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is a baggel? Learn American, Commie!

Seriously, I was very, very upset by this new DD schedule. I've weaned myself off early morning donuts, but coffee...COME ON.

pics when I damn well get around to it, bee hatch.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel

and this is what we had:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_bagel

You have some of the chosen people in the US. Find them and you will find Bagels.
2 g's in Canada. At least French Canada. Anyway, it is godly and goooooood.

You'll just need to find another work-drug, junkie!

-Pics or I'll smite you!

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

JP I think she was referring to you adding an extra g in the word, not what a bagel is. Or I should hope so at least.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

ehehe
I certainly hope so as well.
They may be hard to get in Kansas though o.O

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I mock someone's spelling and now I look like a tard. Sweet!

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Actually, for all I know, French Canadians may spell it baguel.
I am so evil.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Though I didn't know Fr. Canadia spelled it with two g's, I stand by my statement that you are a Commie who needs to learn American.

And yes, we have bagels in Kans-ass. Big 'uns.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

My bagels are better than your bagels and if you disagree with this assessment I'll trump up terrorist charges, suspend habeas corpus, lock you up, torture you with water boarding, sleep deprivation and cream cheese because you hate America.

Do I at least speak American fucktard yet?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Very good, grasshopper...but the average American doesn't know how to spell habeas corpus, or what it is.


B+

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

aw damn!