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PURGE!

GODDAMNIT I FEEL WEIRD! I feel mad! MAD I tell you! I've gone off my rocker and I feel like running around like, pardon my fan-ness, but GIR. WEEEEEHEEEHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOO! You bitches need to come into chat.

I have lots to do! WOO-WOO!

I don't know why, but this phrase popped into my head and won't leave, "Eat salty poo, stickface!"

That, and "YOUR MOM!" won't quit running through my head. RAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGHHGHGHHGAAAAARRRR!!!! YOUR GODDAMN MOM! There, maybe that will get it out.

Dammit I love that little beaver.

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I AIN'T EVEN PLAYIN'

Looks like someone forgot to take her ritalin today, hmm?

Mother eVol

COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MA FACE! YOU DONNA WANNA MESS WIT ME!

Dammit!!! You ARE weird!!!

but, then again...that's awesome.

Mommy?

Pleeeeeeease, I'll drop you like a slippery midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

KNOW WHY?

Cause I AM an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

Nutface.

I am so awesome that you all bask in the awesome glow of my awesomeness. I even had my Awesomeness© copyrighted so none of you can STEAL IT.

No, I haven't been drinking.

Scare you, that is.

If your not drinking, then is this energy attributed to eating paste? Enquiring minds want to know?

Mother eVol

HA! Noodlepot, that's a good one for my latest entry.

I'm on nothing! The only thing that's changed is that I haven't had pop, or SODA for some of you weenies, in two days. Withdrawal?
Oh, and I've been working out and drinking a lot of water. MOO!

I swear I just felt someone touch my back...but there 's NO ONE IN HERE! Oh man...you all think I'm such a nutjob now, doncha?! ;)

Yeah, unfortunately, I really haven't been drinking...perhaps I should. Maybe it would have the effect opposite....hmmmmm...

Damn...I accidentally deleted that last post. Sorry.

so, are you at work or at home?

do you ever get on any Instant Message service???? Yahoo or AIM?

Not usually...I don't even think I HAVE ICQ on this computer. I have AIM somewhere, but I don't know if I remember my password.
Hmmmm...

I is at home, yo.

You need to get back on it....then we can talk yo.
Looking forward to this weekend!! :)
What do you want to do?

Me too!
Don't know, will add ideas to the email I'll write tonight.

Word.

It would appear that you are the hostess for an imaginary go-tard convention though.

Go sped go!

Mother eVol

I'm having a beer now. I'm hoping it will calm me down.

Go-tard? Is that a special herd of goats or something?
SAY IT FAST, then you'll get it, windowlicker.

I LOVE YOOOOOOU! XD

You got a beer fountain in them parts? [insert Homer drool noise here]

Damn, I'm I tired and punch drunk! Whee, too many hits in the head with the snake! *questions bottled H2O's authenticity*

I didn't know you were a goat herder, chooch! That's amazing stuff!

I go night night now. Love ya too, pig fucker!

Mother eVol

Well done ol' chap! Well done! .You rival even ME for The Job of Nut.

But...that's what makes you so endearing.

Sleep well, my leetle Noodlepot of loooove.

Dude, people who say "soda" are total noodlepots.
Sha.

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PURGE!

you're crazy

SIT YOUR BEANBUTT DOWN!

bo of the duh!

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You are the one with a butt full of beans!

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You and your yambag don't scare me.

I am so awesome.

No, but my noodle pot should!

Professional curiousity?

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It's past your bedtime!

Nutjob- never.

You've driven me to the drink

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I am a goat herder. I like to herd goats.

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