PURGE!

Mar. 19th, 2002 11:27 pm
blustocking: (Mr. Beaver)
[personal profile] blustocking
GODDAMNIT I FEEL WEIRD! I feel mad! MAD I tell you! I've gone off my rocker and I feel like running around like, pardon my fan-ness, but GIR. WEEEEEHEEEHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOO! You bitches need to come into chat.

I have lots to do! WOO-WOO!

I don't know why, but this phrase popped into my head and won't leave, "Eat salty poo, stickface!"

That, and "YOUR MOM!" won't quit running through my head. RAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGHHGHGHHGAAAAARRRR!!!! YOUR GODDAMN MOM! There, maybe that will get it out.

Dammit I love that little beaver.

you're crazy

Date: 2002-03-19 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com
I AIN'T EVEN PLAYIN'

SIT YOUR BEANBUTT DOWN!

Date: 2002-03-19 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Looks like someone forgot to take her ritalin today, hmm?

Mother eVol

bo of the duh!

Date: 2002-03-19 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MA FACE! YOU DONNA WANNA MESS WIT ME!

Date: 2002-03-19 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com
Pleeeeeeease, I'll drop you like a slippery midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

You and your yambag don't scare me.

Date: 2002-03-20 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
KNOW WHY?

Cause I AM an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

Nutface.

No, but my noodle pot should!

Date: 2002-03-20 12:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Scare you, that is.

If your not drinking, then is this energy attributed to eating paste? Enquiring minds want to know?

Mother eVol

Professional curiousity?

Date: 2002-03-20 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
HA! Noodlepot, that's a good one for my latest entry.

I'm on nothing! The only thing that's changed is that I haven't had pop, or SODA for some of you weenies, in two days. Withdrawal?
Oh, and I've been working out and drinking a lot of water. MOO!

I swear I just felt someone touch my back...but there 's NO ONE IN HERE! Oh man...you all think I'm such a nutjob now, doncha?! ;)

Nutjob- never.

Date: 2002-03-20 12:42 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It would appear that you are the hostess for an imaginary go-tard convention though.

Go sped go!

Mother eVol

You've driven me to the drink

Date: 2002-03-20 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
I'm having a beer now. I'm hoping it will calm me down.

Go-tard? Is that a special herd of goats or something?
SAY IT FAST, then you'll get it, windowlicker.

I LOVE YOOOOOOU! XD

Re: You've driven me to the drink

Date: 2002-03-20 12:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You got a beer fountain in them parts? [insert Homer drool noise here]

Damn, I'm I tired and punch drunk! Whee, too many hits in the head with the snake! *questions bottled H2O's authenticity*

I didn't know you were a goat herder, chooch! That's amazing stuff!

I go night night now. Love ya too, pig fucker!

Mother eVol

I am a goat herder. I like to herd goats.

Date: 2002-03-20 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Well done ol' chap! Well done! .You rival even ME for The Job of Nut.

But...that's what makes you so endearing.

Sleep well, my leetle Noodlepot of loooove.
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Re: I love you!!!

Date: 2002-03-21 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Dude, people who say "soda" are total noodlepots.
Sha.

Date: 2002-03-19 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com
Dammit!!! You ARE weird!!!

but, then again...that's awesome.

I am so awesome.

Date: 2002-03-20 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
I am so awesome that you all bask in the awesome glow of my awesomeness. I even had my Awesomeness© copyrighted so none of you can STEAL IT.

No, I haven't been drinking.
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Date: 2002-03-20 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Yeah, unfortunately, I really haven't been drinking...perhaps I should. Maybe it would have the effect opposite....hmmmmm...

Date: 2002-03-20 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com
Damn...I accidentally deleted that last post. Sorry.

so, are you at work or at home?

Date: 2002-03-20 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com
do you ever get on any Instant Message service???? Yahoo or AIM?

Date: 2002-03-20 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Not usually...I don't even think I HAVE ICQ on this computer. I have AIM somewhere, but I don't know if I remember my password.
Hmmmm...

I is at home, yo.

Date: 2002-03-20 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com
You need to get back on it....then we can talk yo.
Looking forward to this weekend!! :)
What do you want to do?

It's past your bedtime!

Date: 2002-03-20 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Me too!
Don't know, will add ideas to the email I'll write tonight.

Word.

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