PURGE!

[blustocking]

GODDAMNIT I FEEL WEIRD! I feel mad! MAD I tell you! I've gone off my rocker and I feel like running around like, pardon my fan-ness, but GIR. WEEEEEHEEEHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOO! You bitches need to come into chat.

I have lots to do! WOO-WOO!

I don't know why, but this phrase popped into my head and won't leave, "Eat salty poo, stickface!"

That, and "YOUR MOM!" won't quit running through my head. RAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGHHGHGHHGAAAAARRRR!!!! YOUR GODDAMN MOM! There, maybe that will get it out.

Dammit I love that little beaver.

Comments

you're crazy

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T EVEN PLAYIN'

SIT YOUR BEANBUTT DOWN!

[(Anonymous)]

Looks like someone forgot to take her ritalin today, hmm?

Mother eVol

You are the one with a butt full of beans!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Mommy?

bo of the duh!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MA FACE! YOU DONNA WANNA MESS WIT ME!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Pleeeeeeease, I'll drop you like a slippery midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget.

I'll drop you like an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

You and your yambag don't scare me.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

KNOW WHY?

Cause I AM an obese, wriggling, nude, crisco-covered, hairless, smelly midget in a sack of yams.

Nutface.

No, but my noodle pot should!

[(Anonymous)]

Scare you, that is.

If your not drinking, then is this energy attributed to eating paste? Enquiring minds want to know?

Mother eVol

Professional curiousity?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HA! Noodlepot, that's a good one for my latest entry.

I'm on nothing! The only thing that's changed is that I haven't had pop, or SODA for some of you weenies, in two days. Withdrawal?
Oh, and I've been working out and drinking a lot of water. MOO!

I swear I just felt someone touch my back...but there 's NO ONE IN HERE! Oh man...you all think I'm such a nutjob now, doncha?! ;)

Nutjob- never.

[(Anonymous)]

It would appear that you are the hostess for an imaginary go-tard convention though.

Go sped go!

Mother eVol

You've driven me to the drink

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm having a beer now. I'm hoping it will calm me down.

Go-tard? Is that a special herd of goats or something?
SAY IT FAST, then you'll get it, windowlicker.

I LOVE YOOOOOOU! XD

Re: You've driven me to the drink

[(Anonymous)]

You got a beer fountain in them parts? [insert Homer drool noise here]

Damn, I'm I tired and punch drunk! Whee, too many hits in the head with the snake! *questions bottled H2O's authenticity*

I didn't know you were a goat herder, chooch! That's amazing stuff!

I go night night now. Love ya too, pig fucker!

Mother eVol

I am a goat herder. I like to herd goats.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well done ol' chap! Well done! .You rival even ME for The Job of Nut.

But...that's what makes you so endearing.

Sleep well, my leetle Noodlepot of loooove.

Re: I love you!!!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Dude, people who say "soda" are total noodlepots.
Sha.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Dammit!!! You ARE weird!!!

but, then again...that's awesome.

I am so awesome.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I am so awesome that you all bask in the awesome glow of my awesomeness. I even had my Awesomeness© copyrighted so none of you can STEAL IT.

No, I haven't been drinking.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, unfortunately, I really haven't been drinking...perhaps I should. Maybe it would have the effect opposite....hmmmmm...

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Damn...I accidentally deleted that last post. Sorry.

so, are you at work or at home?

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

do you ever get on any Instant Message service???? Yahoo or AIM?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Not usually...I don't even think I HAVE ICQ on this computer. I have AIM somewhere, but I don't know if I remember my password.
Hmmmm...

I is at home, yo.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

You need to get back on it....then we can talk yo.
Looking forward to this weekend!! :)
What do you want to do?

It's past your bedtime!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Me too!
Don't know, will add ideas to the email I'll write tonight.

Word.