PURGE!

[blustocking]

GODDAMNIT I FEEL WEIRD! I feel mad! MAD I tell you! I've gone off my rocker and I feel like running around like, pardon my fan-ness, but GIR. WEEEEEHEEEHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOO! You bitches need to come into chat.

I have lots to do! WOO-WOO!

I don't know why, but this phrase popped into my head and won't leave, "Eat salty poo, stickface!"

That, and "YOUR MOM!" won't quit running through my head. RAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGHHGHGHHGAAAAARRRR!!!! YOUR GODDAMN MOM! There, maybe that will get it out.

Dammit I love that little beaver.

Comments

Professional curiousity?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HA! Noodlepot, that's a good one for my latest entry.

I'm on nothing! The only thing that's changed is that I haven't had pop, or SODA for some of you weenies, in two days. Withdrawal?
Oh, and I've been working out and drinking a lot of water. MOO!

I swear I just felt someone touch my back...but there 's NO ONE IN HERE! Oh man...you all think I'm such a nutjob now, doncha?! ;)

Nutjob- never.

[(Anonymous)]

It would appear that you are the hostess for an imaginary go-tard convention though.

Go sped go!

Mother eVol

You've driven me to the drink

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm having a beer now. I'm hoping it will calm me down.

Go-tard? Is that a special herd of goats or something?
SAY IT FAST, then you'll get it, windowlicker.

I LOVE YOOOOOOU! XD

Re: You've driven me to the drink

[(Anonymous)]

You got a beer fountain in them parts? [insert Homer drool noise here]

Damn, I'm I tired and punch drunk! Whee, too many hits in the head with the snake! *questions bottled H2O's authenticity*

I didn't know you were a goat herder, chooch! That's amazing stuff!

I go night night now. Love ya too, pig fucker!

Mother eVol

I am a goat herder. I like to herd goats.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well done ol' chap! Well done! .You rival even ME for The Job of Nut.

But...that's what makes you so endearing.

Sleep well, my leetle Noodlepot of loooove.

Re: I love you!!!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Dude, people who say "soda" are total noodlepots.
Sha.