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This one just pisses me off:

"Dear Ms. Bluebeard,

Wondering if you're still seeking?

I am a married, 39 year old, fit 6 ft.1 in., 210 lb,
filmmaker, a producer/director doing commercials and
television for the last 16 years.

Looking for a very physical, fling, spice, romance, "
une liaison dangereuse," call it what you will. Told
I?m a very generous lover, stimulating, oral, sensual,
seductive and devilishly discreet.

Hope we can catch up soon. My email is
XXXXXXXXXXXX

Yours, A Knight"

Oh yeah, A Knight...and his username is chivalrous2u2001. ASShole.
Whatever.

I can't believe you jerks have the nerve to trash the French in my journal. JOO KNOW I LVOE THE FRENCH!!!!1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...............THERE, CUT THOSE OFF, DAMN LIVEJOURNAL

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Apparently he's no knight, and he's no prince either.

Philandering bastard.

Watch out for people who use French in their sentences. He sounds full of himself, too.

Watch out for the French, in general

They's bastids! ALL of em!

Blackadder III said that the French are into "cruelty to geese" and that they would "go to bed with the kitchen sink if it put on a tutu."

Yeah, I hate the French, especially their food. Ew. I mean, except French Fries. They make me say "oh-la-la."

How can anybody eat snails? I'm not having anything for a meal that was crawling on the sidewalk this morning.

Pigs, cows, and chickens wallow in their own shit - and a lot of other shit. How is that better than crawling on a sidewalk? Cows often eat grass infested with tapeworm eggs, and it can get imbedded into their very muscular structure, i.e. MEAT.... which is why eating undercooked beef can give you a nice case of tapeworms, should you be so unfortunate (as my high school bio teacher was). And chickens are hands-down some of filthiest animals alive; their meat is furthermore especially prone to disease-carrying (which is why you should never, ever eat raw chicken). Pork can carry trichinosis. Even fish flesh is often riddled with slimy crawly parasites. In the four-star kitchen where I used to work, I saw beautiful translucent ruby-red pieces of pristine ahi tuna have big ol' bad spots of parasite infestation cut out of them (which is why you should never eat sushi at a questionable-looking place. Any sushi chef worth his or her weight in wasabe will be good and careful enough to get rid of the nasties). No meat is sacred. No FOOD, period, is sacred. Those nice fresh salad greens people eat even in fancy restaurants - full of miniscule bugs and bacteria which no amount of washing will ever get rid of. You can get more nastiness of bacteria and other grossness from kissing someone who's just had a nice plate of salad than you ever could from eating a snail. Food is nasty, when it comes down to it. Read Anthony Bourdain's 'Kitchen Confidential,' and you'll realize the everyday evils that lurk in the most widely-consumed foods which even the most squeamish of us eat without question and somehow survive - thrive, even. There is no getting around it: whether it grows in the ground, walks on four legs, has hoofs, fins, roots in shit, crawls on its belly, swims, slimes, or flies - it's gross. But oh-so-yummy.

:)

The French tend to eat and love the animals and animal parts no one would look twice at (thanks be to poverty-stricken peasants with a little initiative), and even somehow make it gourmet: sweetbreads (thymus gland of cow/calf), brains, pig's trotters, all variety of livers, snails..... mmmmmmmmmmm. The French are masters of making delicious the parts and animals other cooks would throw away or ignore. And that is genius, delicious genius.

Have you ever tried snails? They're actually quite tasty :) the head chef at the restaurant where I used to work once made pizza with snails on it in the woodfired oven, for Bastille Day - and DAMN was it good! :)

How dare you steal my point and say it much better (not to mention before) me!

TRUMPED AGAIN

I like my breakfast plopped freshly from the ass of a chicken! Or cut straight from the gut of a piggy. And toast...

oh my.

Toast is the most inhumane of all breakfast items.

I heart bacon & eggs! mmm!

Another bad thing about the French is, immediately after visiting France you are given the ability to see <u<ANYONE</u<'S UNDERPANTS! That is just an invasion of privacy. Dirty froggies. Of course, you have to see London first to be given this MAGICK. Amurica is more good because we have culture! And DECENCY! We have culture and decency out the ASSHOLE!

"...given the ability to see ANYONE'S UNDERPANTS"

Is what that should have said. Makes sense now! ...right?

I'm sorry for poopin' up your journal, Blu ;)

HAHAHAHA! I was so cornfused when I read that one that I just didn't reply.

"Wha...France gives you a third eye?!"

Where do the French Canadians fit in?

They are lovely, as is anyone with a drop of Canadian blood in them.

whatever dood, Canadians blow.
I make approximately 4 exceptions. If you're a Canadian reading this, you're probably one of them.

;)

Canadians blow GOOD!

And so do recently immigrated to Canada non-Canadians :)

I'm so FUNNY.

Pff, I highly doubt that he's a producer/director...maybe of really bad b-movies, if at all.

More like really bad porn. O_o

No, see, then I'd know hi....uh...YEAH! PORN! HAHAHA!

Maybe you should plead the 5th on that one. :)

C'mon, I put ~~alot~~a lot ov work into that! I was going for sophisticated... :(

hahahahahahahaha!

YOU ARE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!

Noooo! I hate knights!

you know, if he's rich, that whole DUI thing might go away pretty quickly. and you'd get a new wardrobe. too bad i married a poor student. i did get a nice ring, though.

i'm just saying.

Oh man, I love thinking about that stuff going away...but I could never, never do it. I wouldn't make a very good golddigger. Especially if he's ugly. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

yeah, niether would i. i don't have:

a. boobies
b. size 0 body
c. surgically enhanced anything
d. no scruples

so we can be pure and poor together.

oh shit...I don't have those either.
:o

What a fucker. That's the kind of guy who I hope DOES find somebody. I hope that he extends his hand to shake the hand of his date, who immediately lifts up a Polaraoid and takes his picture, and then submits it to all of the personals sites as a fake ad (but with some sense of truth) so that someone who is friends with his wife will come across it.

"Very physical fling"
Does he really think there is a properly eloquent way of saying "I just want to fuck you?"

I like that the only french he knows is the title of a play. Well, he probably knows how to say La Cage aux Folles as well, but doesn't know how to use it in a sentence that will get him laid.

HAHAHA! If I weren't such a squeamish girl, I'd do just that. But the thought of meeting a guy like that in person (knowing what he thinks) makes me ill. Pff, you know he probably used babblefish to translate that. ;)

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Well...that is life, no?

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life blows donkeys

If'n he ain't the grandaddy of all liars!

I TOLD YA I'D SHOOT! WHY DIDNCHA BELIEVE ME?!

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il est un ASSHOLE