well...okay...but only because it's about sex

[blustocking]

What's
*Your* Sex Sign?

More About You Libra...

Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you
were born but instead is derived from your projected
sexual peak.

Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always
surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very
accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted.
Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and
incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old
flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for
more.

There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're
more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In
threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one parter is opposite
sex and that the third is same sex.

Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are
eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.

You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your
suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!
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yeeeeah...I'm not sure about that....okay, I didn't see the rest of it past the crappy porno link....so I guess it's a little more accurate. heheh. >;)
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Comments

Re: gather all ye smarmfarmers!

[mrsassypants.livejournal.com]

im married to an aquarious. according to all that hocus pocus shit we are NOT supposed to get along AT ALL. going on 8 years. so far, so good.

i can tell you, aquarians are so fucking mental you practically have to give the holy grail to get in the sack. but once you do.....well its all good. the fusion/passion between a scorpio and an aquarian is atomic. or maybe its my situation.

i've never known aquarians to fuck anything that moves.

scorpios on the other hand.....yes...sometimes i feel like if its warm and moist it will do.

but then the pendelum swings and such thoughts and inclinations spawn mucho shame.

we're terribly conflicted us scorpios.