well...okay...but only because it's about sex

[blustocking]

What's
*Your* Sex Sign?

More About You Libra...

Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you
were born but instead is derived from your projected
sexual peak.

Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always
surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very
accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted.
Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and
incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old
flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for
more.

There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're
more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In
threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one parter is opposite
sex and that the third is same sex.

Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are
eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.

You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your
suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!
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O_o
yeeeeah...I'm not sure about that....okay, I didn't see the rest of it past the crappy porno link....so I guess it's a little more accurate. heheh. >;)
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Comments

[spacegirllost.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAHAHAAHAH!
*laugh*

i mean .. um .. very interesting.
*snicker*

[mrsassypants.livejournal.com]

its amusing watching this silly survey make it slowly but surely through every single one of my "friends" posts today.

so what the hell.


(http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)


What's *Your* Sex Sign? (http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)

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Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible. And you fling yourself into one thrilling affair after another. You need constant sexual diversion.

You are comfortable with a one-night stand. You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone. You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.

Sex is a game for you. Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat. Sex for you is an animal experience. You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation. Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.

Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them. You press for all the juicy details. You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
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mostly offbase. its closer to my real sign, scorpio.

Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Regardless, I think you're pretty damn cool.

Evolology 101

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Here are some astrological differences the way I see it.

1) A Scorpio can blantantly seduce you into bed and is an amazing roll in zee hay. It is what they are good at and is expected of these types.

2) A Libra uses their charm smarm, or SPARM to trick their prey into the sack, but still manages to rock their victims world. Keeping them coming back for seconds and sometimes even thirds.

AND

3) An Aquarius will just about fuck anything.

It's so, so true.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

What's *Your* Sex Sign?

LIES!!

[(Anonymous)]

They tell me I'm a Cancer (hope the company didn't catch me taking this one, eep).

"Cancer, you are a born pleaser...An incurable romantic, you adore being courted."

Wrong. Com-PLETE-ly off.

"You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign."

What's MY sign? No trespassing, usually. Wrong again! Though I guess I do manage to communicate that fairly well...

"You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex."

Well, shee-it. Who doesn't? *leer*

On another note: "Something I Can Never Have", alternatively entitled: "Most Depressing Song Involving Only Two Notes."

---rueyeet again.