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What's
*Your* Sex Sign?
More About You Libra...
Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you
were born but instead is derived from your projected
sexual peak.
Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always
surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very
accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted.
Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and
incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old
flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for
more.
There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're
more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In
threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one parter is opposite
sex and that the third is same sex.
Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are
eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.
You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your
suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!
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O_o
yeeeeah...I'm not sure about that....okay, I didn't see the rest of it past the crappy porno link....so I guess it's a little more accurate. heheh. >;)
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no subject
Date: 2002-07-25 02:28 pm (UTC)*laugh*
i mean .. um .. very interesting.
*snicker*
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Date: 2002-07-25 02:42 pm (UTC)so what the hell.
What's *Your* Sex Sign? (http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)
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Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible. And you fling yourself into one thrilling affair after another. You need constant sexual diversion.
You are comfortable with a one-night stand. You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone. You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.
Sex is a game for you. Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat. Sex for you is an animal experience. You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation. Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.
Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them. You press for all the juicy details. You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
******
mostly offbase. its closer to my real sign, scorpio.
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Date: 2002-07-25 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-25 02:47 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 02:51 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 02:51 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 02:57 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 02:59 pm (UTC)everyone i tell responds one of two ways one
similar to yours (disgust) "ohhhh one of those"
or a fond reaction. (as in "i had a great scorpio lover once")
but its always one extreme or the other.
most amusing.
i think even if i wasnt one, id tell people i was
Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!
Date: 2002-07-25 03:05 pm (UTC)heheh, now that I think about it... ;)
Date: 2002-07-25 03:19 pm (UTC):)
Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 03:24 pm (UTC)middle of the road in fact.
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Date: 2002-07-25 03:25 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 03:34 pm (UTC)Evolology 101
Date: 2002-07-25 03:55 pm (UTC)1) A Scorpio can blantantly seduce you into bed and is an amazing roll in zee hay. It is what they are good at and is expected of these types.
2) A Libra uses their charm smarm, or SPARM to trick their prey into the sack, but still manages to rock their victims world. Keeping them coming back for seconds and sometimes even thirds.
AND
3) An Aquarius will just about fuck anything.
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Date: 2002-07-25 04:07 pm (UTC)I always thought Scorpios will fuck anything and Aquarius is the seducer. I don't think I know many of either though.
It's so, so true.
Date: 2002-07-25 04:13 pm (UTC)What's *Your* Sex Sign?
Re: heheh, now that I think about it... ;)
Re: Evolology 101
Date: 2002-07-25 04:16 pm (UTC)Keep the SMARM alive!
Date: 2002-07-25 04:24 pm (UTC)I love being a seduced by a Scorpio, but it's the conversation part that doesn't work for me with it comes to dealing with them. Try getting your swerve on with a man that has a sock in his mouth because you don't want to hear it. Little manipulating, moody, unpredictable pricks.
Whoops, I am projecting again. *tee-hee*
*buys a ticket*
Date: 2002-07-25 04:24 pm (UTC)And from what I know...yes, yes it is.
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Date: 2002-07-25 04:27 pm (UTC)It might be a little blonde boy that lives in LA.
*whistles*
gather all ye smarmfarmers!
Date: 2002-07-25 04:28 pm (UTC)I'm foolishly attracted to Taurus men as well, but once again, it's just butting heads. Perhaps that's why I'm attracted to them. Earthy and lustful they be...It's a love/hate thing.
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Date: 2002-07-25 04:31 pm (UTC)Not to worry
Date: 2002-07-25 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-25 04:45 pm (UTC)Re: gather all ye smarmfarmers!
Date: 2002-07-25 05:01 pm (UTC)i can tell you, aquarians are so fucking mental you practically have to give the holy grail to get in the sack. but once you do.....well its all good. the fusion/passion between a scorpio and an aquarian is atomic. or maybe its my situation.
i've never known aquarians to fuck anything that moves.
scorpios on the other hand.....yes...sometimes i feel like if its warm and moist it will do.
but then the pendelum swings and such thoughts and inclinations spawn mucho shame.
we're terribly conflicted us scorpios.
Re: gather all ye smarmfarmers!
Date: 2002-07-25 05:05 pm (UTC)God, great minds DO think alike.
p.s. I cannot wait for the day when I can actually talk face to face with you J. Woot!
little think I like to call a "joke"
Date: 2002-07-25 05:24 pm (UTC):p
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Date: 2002-07-25 05:26 pm (UTC)I wish you were coming to the show tonight. :(
no subject
Date: 2002-07-25 05:30 pm (UTC)Not particularly in that order either.
;)
Re:
Date: 2002-07-25 05:39 pm (UTC)>;)
Is that a "joke"? No, a "sales campaign.
Date: 2002-07-25 05:42 pm (UTC)OMG! This is too damn funny!
Date: 2002-07-25 07:15 pm (UTC)What's *Your* Sex Sign? (http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)
Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you were born but instead is derived from your projected sexual peak. Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay, and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes - which are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Well, I do have a very strong sex drive. I have been called insatiable more times than I could shake a stick at.
I DO adore the intellectual geeky types, because lets face it, being thirty- cute and stoopid doesn't turn on my faucet anymore. *wink*
The hotel fling- HAHA! I have done more of those then the great outdoors, but I do enjoy getting off on a car hood every now and again. (TMI)
Yes, I must pat myself on the back with my oral talent. I have no problem with ducking after my partner climaxes. ;)
I enjoy anal sex every now and again, but using me as a port-a-slut- HELL NO! You make rain in toilet Tontoe!
Re: OMG! This is too damn funny!
Date: 2002-07-25 11:47 pm (UTC)LIES!!
Date: 2002-07-26 12:56 pm (UTC)"Cancer, you are a born pleaser...An incurable romantic, you adore being courted."
Wrong. Com-PLETE-ly off.
"You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make. You have the most communicative body language of any sign."
What's MY sign? No trespassing, usually. Wrong again! Though I guess I do manage to communicate that fairly well...
"You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex."
Well, shee-it. Who doesn't? *leer*
On another note: "Something I Can Never Have", alternatively entitled: "Most Depressing Song Involving Only Two Notes."
---rueyeet again.
Re: LIES!!
Date: 2002-07-27 12:57 am (UTC)That test be bunk, yo.
ha ha!
Date: 2002-07-29 10:26 am (UTC)