well...okay...but only because it's about sex

[blustocking]

What's
*Your* Sex Sign?

More About You Libra...

Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you
were born but instead is derived from your projected
sexual peak.

Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always
surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very
accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted.
Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and
incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old
flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for
more.

There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're
more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In
threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one parter is opposite
sex and that the third is same sex.

Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are
eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.

You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your
suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!
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yeeeeah...I'm not sure about that....okay, I didn't see the rest of it past the crappy porno link....so I guess it's a little more accurate. heheh. >;)
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Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Give Dax and Deano a hug and a kick in the pants for me tonight.

Not particularly in that order either.
;)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I prefer the kick in the pants, then the hug. Something to soothe the pain, lessens the anger.
>;)

OMG! This is too damn funny!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I am indeed a Libra- with a Libra rising- and a TAURUS moon. Here is what I got.


(http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)


What's *Your* Sex Sign? (http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)

Remember, your sex sign has nothing to do with when you were born but instead is derived from your projected sexual peak. Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay, and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes - which are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!

Well, I do have a very strong sex drive. I have been called insatiable more times than I could shake a stick at.
I DO adore the intellectual geeky types, because lets face it, being thirty- cute and stoopid doesn't turn on my faucet anymore. *wink*
The hotel fling- HAHA! I have done more of those then the great outdoors, but I do enjoy getting off on a car hood every now and again. (TMI)
Yes, I must pat myself on the back with my oral talent. I have no problem with ducking after my partner climaxes. ;)
I enjoy anal sex every now and again, but using me as a port-a-slut- HELL NO! You make rain in toilet Tontoe!

Re: OMG! This is too damn funny!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

haha! I took it again and went with the choices I hedged on and that's what I got too. There are about 2 or 3 answers I wanted to pick on each one dammit!