EW. ew. ew. ew. ew.

[blustocking]

Smarmfarmer: "Hi, who's this?"
Me: "This is Jill."(thinking it's a client)
Smarmfarmer: "Oh, is Dru (alias one of our cust. serv. reps uses) there?"
Me: "Do you mean Dru in customer service or another Drew, we have a couple."(further adding to my delusion that it's a client as our other Drew is a web developer)
Smarmfarmer: "The girl."
Me: "No, she's not working today."(now seeing the forest for the trees)
Smarmfarmer: "Well who's this."
Me: "uh, Jill."
Smarmfarmer: "Ohmygod, you sound gorgeous."
Me:*wince* "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Smarmfarmer:"Uh, no...I just called to talk to Dru."
Me:"Okay." *CLICK*

/SMARM!
>_

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I use to get that crap all the time answering the phone at work. It would make me batty! Half the time I'd get, "oh girl, do you look as good as you sound?", or "what YOU doin' later on tonight, baby?". Ick. [insert gag reflex here]

Naturally, I would tell them that I have the face for radio and a huge wart on the end of my nose. It would shut them up momentarily so I could transfer them to a different department.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Tell them you have an arm growing out of your forehead and you drool uncontrollably. :)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes, I get the "Oh, are you Danni?! 'Cause you sound like her." comment as well.

Yes sir, Danni has nothing better to do at 5:30pm on a Sunday than you take your stupid phone call.
And I sound like you THINK she would sound, lame-o.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

This is just about as pathetic as a group of grown men hanging out of a car window, honking and yelling.
Really? Has any man in the history of time ever picked up a babe from mating at a red light or tearing out of a parking lot? I mean, besides abducting their victims?

Gah! Fooking IMBECILES!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

What really gets me is the yahoos cruising down Sunset on the weekends. It's like cruising the boulevard back home, only THEY do it because there's nothing else to do. I have no idea what the point is here. Cruising is wee todd did.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Too bad you can't punch someone through the phone. I know I'd buy that device.

Don't whizz on the electric fence

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

There used to be a whistle in some kids' cereal (Cap'n Crunch?) that would mess up the phone lines so you could make free calls anywhere. I think that was back in the '70s.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

that's what I need...a whistle. yessssssss.

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

That was me. Sorry, did you not find that exciting?

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

indeed, it was titillating even.

Re:

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

~smoking~ I am glad you got something out ov it too

:D

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I faked it!

;P

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

What difference does that make to me?

Re: none really

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

NICE!

porn smarm

[not-this-time.livejournal.com]

hilarious! how i do miss the smarmies! i loved the guy who called up simply to ask me to suck his dick! *sigh*