EW. ew. ew. ew. ew.

[blustocking]

Smarmfarmer: "Hi, who's this?"
Me: "This is Jill."(thinking it's a client)
Smarmfarmer: "Oh, is Dru (alias one of our cust. serv. reps uses) there?"
Me: "Do you mean Dru in customer service or another Drew, we have a couple."(further adding to my delusion that it's a client as our other Drew is a web developer)
Smarmfarmer: "The girl."
Me: "No, she's not working today."(now seeing the forest for the trees)
Smarmfarmer: "Well who's this."
Me: "uh, Jill."
Smarmfarmer: "Ohmygod, you sound gorgeous."
Me:*wince* "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Smarmfarmer:"Uh, no...I just called to talk to Dru."
Me:"Okay." *CLICK*

/SMARM!
>_

Comments

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes, I get the "Oh, are you Danni?! 'Cause you sound like her." comment as well.

Yes sir, Danni has nothing better to do at 5:30pm on a Sunday than you take your stupid phone call.
And I sound like you THINK she would sound, lame-o.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

This is just about as pathetic as a group of grown men hanging out of a car window, honking and yelling.
Really? Has any man in the history of time ever picked up a babe from mating at a red light or tearing out of a parking lot? I mean, besides abducting their victims?

Gah! Fooking IMBECILES!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

What really gets me is the yahoos cruising down Sunset on the weekends. It's like cruising the boulevard back home, only THEY do it because there's nothing else to do. I have no idea what the point is here. Cruising is wee todd did.