EW. ew. ew. ew. ew.

[blustocking]

Smarmfarmer: "Hi, who's this?"
Me: "This is Jill."(thinking it's a client)
Smarmfarmer: "Oh, is Dru (alias one of our cust. serv. reps uses) there?"
Me: "Do you mean Dru in customer service or another Drew, we have a couple."(further adding to my delusion that it's a client as our other Drew is a web developer)
Smarmfarmer: "The girl."
Me: "No, she's not working today."(now seeing the forest for the trees)
Smarmfarmer: "Well who's this."
Me: "uh, Jill."
Smarmfarmer: "Ohmygod, you sound gorgeous."
Me:*wince* "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Smarmfarmer:"Uh, no...I just called to talk to Dru."
Me:"Okay." *CLICK*

/SMARM!
>_

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Too bad you can't punch someone through the phone. I know I'd buy that device.

Don't whizz on the electric fence

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

There used to be a whistle in some kids' cereal (Cap'n Crunch?) that would mess up the phone lines so you could make free calls anywhere. I think that was back in the '70s.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

that's what I need...a whistle. yessssssss.