EW. ew. ew. ew. ew.

[blustocking]

Smarmfarmer: "Hi, who's this?"
Me: "This is Jill."(thinking it's a client)
Smarmfarmer: "Oh, is Dru (alias one of our cust. serv. reps uses) there?"
Me: "Do you mean Dru in customer service or another Drew, we have a couple."(further adding to my delusion that it's a client as our other Drew is a web developer)
Smarmfarmer: "The girl."
Me: "No, she's not working today."(now seeing the forest for the trees)
Smarmfarmer: "Well who's this."
Me: "uh, Jill."
Smarmfarmer: "Ohmygod, you sound gorgeous."
Me:*wince* "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Smarmfarmer:"Uh, no...I just called to talk to Dru."
Me:"Okay." *CLICK*

/SMARM!
>_

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I use to get that crap all the time answering the phone at work. It would make me batty! Half the time I'd get, "oh girl, do you look as good as you sound?", or "what YOU doin' later on tonight, baby?". Ick. [insert gag reflex here]

Naturally, I would tell them that I have the face for radio and a huge wart on the end of my nose. It would shut them up momentarily so I could transfer them to a different department.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Too bad you can't punch someone through the phone. I know I'd buy that device.

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

That was me. Sorry, did you not find that exciting?

porn smarm

[not-this-time.livejournal.com]

hilarious! how i do miss the smarmies! i loved the guy who called up simply to ask me to suck his dick! *sigh*