HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

Comments

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OH MAN, what are you going to get yourself for Valentine's Day?!

I'm gonna surprise me.

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what the present will be yet...but it will be a romantic night with candlelight pizza and a bubble bath.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That sounds divine. Youuuuu're gonna get luuuuuucky.

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

I hope so! I've got the kung-fu grip now.