HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

Comments

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Hee!!!!

[webwawa.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA ROFL

iwas very hrny last night and couldnt go to sleep
i think thats why
early spring fever!

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

DOOD...there's something in the air...

I can't seem to get enough of myself lately.

[ex-nixe725.livejournal.com]

Hahah! I am not laughing at your horniness, I am laughing because you are funny and right on with your descriptions.
I wrote "right on" and got turned on. There you go.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

It's not often I envy processed dairy foods.

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I'm so horny I haven't masturbated in almost 2 weeks.

:o

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

Your Livejournal Blind Date
LJ Username
Gender	malefemaleneuterother
Favorite Color	blackwhiteredyellowgreenbluepurplesilvergoldfire
What you are wearing
Oh look! Your blind date is	blustocking
Your date is wearing	a thong
You dine	at Applebee's
Then you spend the next three hours	talking intently about your hopes and dreams
Before taking you home, your date gives you	a spanking
This makes you feel	dirty...in a good way
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