HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

Comments

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I asked Jesus to come into my heart, he came on my face instead.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that my idea of Jesus has a sense of humor, otherwise I'm in deep trouble.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Jesus is a swell guy with a great sense of humor and self-awareness. I have coffee with him every Thursday.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It stings when you get it in your eye, doesn't it?