HOW HORNY ARE YOU?
Jan. 26th, 2005 12:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingI'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.
It turned me on.
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Date: 2005-01-26 06:53 pm (UTC)SQUIRT!
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Date: 2005-01-26 06:59 pm (UTC)iwas very hrny last night and couldnt go to sleep
i think thats why
early spring fever!
the birds, the bees.....
Date: 2005-01-27 12:37 am (UTC)There's this book on display in the cooking section at work that has a picture of a man's tummy with honey being dripped on it...I hate walking by that book.
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Date: 2005-01-26 07:06 pm (UTC)I can't seem to get enough of myself lately.
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Date: 2005-01-27 12:35 am (UTC)I'm gonna surprise me.
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Date: 2005-01-27 12:49 am (UTC)Now I'm thinking about corndogs.
Oddly enough, that doesn't turn me on.
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Date: 2005-01-26 07:58 pm (UTC)I wrote "right on" and got turned on. There you go.
pastry chefs do it in chocolate
Date: 2005-01-27 12:47 am (UTC)....
Maybe now's not a good time to see my ex....
Re: pastry chefs do it in chocolate
Date: 2005-01-27 07:43 am (UTC)I am no help.
:)
Re: pastry chefs do it in chocolate
Date: 2005-01-27 06:48 pm (UTC)Man, I know it'd be good, but just for a little while. I'm trying not to confuse the boy!
And no, you're NO HELP! ;) But I love you.
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Date: 2005-01-26 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:31 am (UTC)Now if I could only find someone willing to put their mouth on me for money.
Shouldn't be too difficult seeing as how I live in a 'red' state.
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:48 am (UTC)And aren't those red states full o' hookers?
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:07 am (UTC)Maybe it's their cologne.
the liberal media indeed
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Date: 2005-01-27 02:01 am (UTC)See my religion is all about self-denial and then bragging about it.
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-27 05:23 am (UTC)BA DUM CHHH!
Date: 2005-01-27 06:54 pm (UTC)hahaha
Date: 2005-01-27 07:55 pm (UTC)http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
Mmmm divine intervention...
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:47 am (UTC)descriptive!
Date: 2005-01-27 06:55 pm (UTC)I love you voddy-ka!
:o
Date: 2005-01-27 06:27 am (UTC)Re: :o
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Date: 2005-01-27 06:50 pm (UTC)Heheh, Applebees and a thong. HA!