HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

Comments

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Hee!!!!

SQUIRT!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yogurt Fight!

Re: SQUIRT!

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

...as long as there isn't any granola. that could be ouchy.

Re: SQUIRT!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Or that it's not gone bad. That could be stinky.
>_

[webwawa.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA ROFL

iwas very hrny last night and couldnt go to sleep
i think thats why
early spring fever!

the birds, the bees.....

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, could be!
There's this book on display in the cooking section at work that has a picture of a man's tummy with honey being dripped on it...I hate walking by that book.

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

DOOD...there's something in the air...

I can't seem to get enough of myself lately.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OH MAN, what are you going to get yourself for Valentine's Day?!

I'm gonna surprise me.

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what the present will be yet...but it will be a romantic night with candlelight pizza and a bubble bath.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That sounds divine. Youuuuu're gonna get luuuuuucky.

[corporatebitch.livejournal.com]

I hope so! I've got the kung-fu grip now.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

What a randy bunch of horndogs we are.
Now I'm thinking about corndogs.
Oddly enough, that doesn't turn me on.

[ex-nixe725.livejournal.com]

Hahah! I am not laughing at your horniness, I am laughing because you are funny and right on with your descriptions.
I wrote "right on" and got turned on. There you go.

pastry chefs do it in chocolate

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm turned on by your turned on-edness.

....

Maybe now's not a good time to see my ex....

Re: pastry chefs do it in chocolate

[ex-nixe725.livejournal.com]

Or it could be really good >_<
I am no help.
:)

Re: pastry chefs do it in chocolate

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

PHEW! I made it through the night without booty calling. Now I just gotta make it through tonight.

Man, I know it'd be good, but just for a little while. I'm trying not to confuse the boy!
And no, you're NO HELP! ;) But I love you.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

It's not often I envy processed dairy foods.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my monthly cycle of unbelievable horniness.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

I do feel welcomed, thank you. Warmed and welcomed. So much so, I'd like to add you, if that's kosher. I even put my money where my mouth is.

Now if I could only find someone willing to put their mouth on me for money.

Shouldn't be too difficult seeing as how I live in a 'red' state.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It's as kosher as Hebrew National hot dogs.
And aren't those red states full o' hookers?

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

My point exactly. Democrats have sex with pretty much anybody, usually for free: coworkers, interns, their secretary of the interior. Repubs seem to have to hire people to whore for 'em.

Maybe it's their cologne.

the liberal media indeed

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Greed and Power the old-new scent by the (far right) G.O.P.

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I'm so horny I haven't masturbated in almost 2 weeks.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You're gonna 'splode.

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

3 months is my record.

See my religion is all about self-denial and then bragging about it.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Sort of...the Church of Arrogant Masochism?

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I think it's commonly called Christianity.

BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ...into your cornhole?

hahaha

[ex-nixe725.livejournal.com]

Well it's never too late! -

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Mmmm divine intervention...

Re: hahaha

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YEAH! I love that site.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I asked Jesus to come into my heart, he came on my face instead.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that my idea of Jesus has a sense of humor, otherwise I'm in deep trouble.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Jesus is a swell guy with a great sense of humor and self-awareness. I have coffee with him every Thursday.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It stings when you get it in your eye, doesn't it?

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man....that's the bee's knees.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Kumquats!

descriptive!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I like the "nice selection" bit. :D
I love you voddy-ka!

:o

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

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Re: :o

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

Nice how it doesn't display the answers for the four questions!

Re: :o

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH! Spanking! What are you trying to do to me?! I was just reading "Meeting The Master" last night too. :(

Heheh, Applebees and a thong. HA!